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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Sep 2017

    Antifa Organizers Announce Plans To Disrupt Neo-Nazi Rally Or Whatever Else Going On That Day http://trib.al/VLW8IvW pic.twitter.com/m3kkUduahL

    8:29 AM - 3 Sep 2017
    • 228 Retweets
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    • EARTHEATER Pierre-Simon Laplace Jon Jacobs †☹† Spooky Scribe🌹 Curtis Brumpton Ben “Religious but not Spiritual” Cox Darth Loquacious dagreBOO!
    32 replies 228 retweets 808 likes
      1. Dave‏ @depraved_dave 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I bought this bat and I'm not very good at baseball, so... Watch out Starbucks."

        0 replies 2 retweets 30 likes
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      1.  🦇‏ @ThroatsOvHorror 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Antifa will now call the Onion fascists.

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      2. PyschEmpathic‏ @BrocialistINTL 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why u reposting this stupid small town conservative take on what antifa really is? Trading your rep for insightful satire for a few clicks?

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Kendra‏ @FeigningSarcasm 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @BrocialistINTL @TheOnion

        "Haha, the Onion is so funny- wait a second! You're not allowed to make fun of MY side! Right wing! Nazis! How dare you!"

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Carlos‏ @carlosfugazi 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hopefully Antifa is not antihumor

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. The Dapper Lynx‏ @TheDapperLynx 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @carlosfugazi @TheOnion

        SPOILER ALERT: They are.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. WeAreZorro‏ @WeAreZorro 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WeAreZorro Retweeted VOTE NOV 6!

        https://twitter.com/jules_su/status/904358657822994432 …

        WeAreZorro added,

        VOTE NOV 6!Verified account @jules_su
        Alt-Right vs Antifa One side brought guns, the other brought food. 🤔 pic.twitter.com/tMZQdqpZTs
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      2. Pumpkin  👻 🎃Spite 🎃 👻 Latte‏ @SouthrnGothHick 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Meanwhile, Nazis are *only trying to murder folks* Bad joke, try again later

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Tim Wright‏ @TotalTimWright 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @SouthrnGothHick @TheOnion

        I don't think The Onion is downplaying Nazis, and I don't know why you do.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tim Wright‏ @TotalTimWright 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Far-left Twitter is about to dig up the most "offensive" Onion articles they can find and loudly declare that The Onion was "never funny."

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. SeanO‏ @BeardedYogi85 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lame

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      1. BigMan_OnCampus‏ @BigMan_OnCampus 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They'd better not get near my mothers tea party, or we will have words.

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      2. Rachel  🐶 💙 🇺🇸‏ @RaychelTania 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wonder what their fee is to go disrupt someone's bridal shower or something. That could be potentially hilarious.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Hyp 🌧lite Pe ☂ov 🍃n (he/him)‏ @MrPetovan 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @RaychelTania @TheOnion

        Now that *IS* funny.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Spirit Level‏ @spiritlevelpod 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If ANTIFA ended in a 'T,' they'd lose half their membership.https://youtu.be/WdDJq3XtwuI 

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      1.  🎃Tacitus in Oz 🎃‏ @dennissheehy 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A good indicator of high quality satire is that the onion spares no one, no matter how serious the subject.

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      1. Jay Schiavone‏ @jaytingle 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do better, Onion.

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      1.  👻spooky-tweeter-handle 👻‏ @Cpo10za 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Et tu, The Onion?

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      1. Ian Pham‏ @ianxpham 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂

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      2. Peter Guenther  🇨🇦‏ @PeterGuen 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion are now Nazi sympathizers????? FO

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Nate‏ @I_am_username35 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @PeterGuen @TheOnion

        Haha No sense of humor. ANTIFA are Nazis too.

        6 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Ernesto‏ @Ern9 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @I_am_username35 @PeterGuen @TheOnion

        Haha anti fascists are Nazis too. #loveyourlogic

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Peter Guenther  🇨🇦‏ @PeterGuen 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Ern9 @I_am_username35 @TheOnion

        gotta love the bots ....

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Nate‏ @I_am_username35 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @PeterGuen @Ern9 @TheOnion

        Where is a bot?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Edward Cao‏ @EdCao123 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @I_am_username35 @PeterGuen and

        Don't even try arguing with Peter, this guy is hopelessly lost in the so called "bubble".

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Peter Guenther  🇨🇦‏ @PeterGuen 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @EdCao123 @I_am_username35 and

        lol. Is a "so-called "bubble"" still a bubble? I'm a 62 yr-old German immigrant. I know Nazism when I see it. Appeasers are enablers.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Edward Cao‏ @EdCao123 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @PeterGuen @I_am_username35 and

        The far left and far right are just fringe groups which will never be relevant in today's world.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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