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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Sep 2017

    How To Care For A Baby As A First-Time Parentpic.twitter.com/iOS9Dfjv9k

    How To Care For A Baby As A First-Time Parent
    9:34 PM - 1 Sep 2017
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    • Wolf Neve deathwish9x [pls gib Apple IIc chips] jams bonk Jon Ostrower Phil Davis Westen kyle VOTE ON NOV. 6 🗳 stf
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      1. BBA‏ @BenAitken3 2 Sep 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/LcxYDRc2yr

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      2. John Mardinly‏ @JohnMardinly 1 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sorry onion-not funny.

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      2. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 1 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Honestly, don't freak out too much if u break the 1st one. They're tricky & don't come with instruction manuals. #2 usually ends better

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      3. ℂ𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖 𝕂𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕞 𝔹𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕥‏ @CerieOfficial 1 Sep 2017
        Replying to @katydid_alot @TheOnion

        We were discussing this the other day

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      4. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 2 Sep 2017
        Replying to @CerieOfficial @TheOnion

        Were you? I can be very tongue-in-cheek about parenting now that mine are safely into adulthood 😀

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      5. ℂ𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖 𝕂𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕞 𝔹𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕥‏ @CerieOfficial 2 Sep 2017
        Replying to @katydid_alot @TheOnion

        Why wait?

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      6. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 2 Sep 2017
        Replying to @CerieOfficial @TheOnion

        Lol. We didn't really but some ppl found our joking too laissez faire.The ppl who approached parenting like it was a science project

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      7. ℂ𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖 𝕂𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕞 𝔹𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕥‏ @CerieOfficial 2 Sep 2017
        Replying to @katydid_alot @TheOnion

        Lol tell me about it, I'm calling it free range parenting!! After all chickens fly as well as helicopters

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      8. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 2 Sep 2017
        Replying to @CerieOfficial @TheOnion

        Yes I've heard that term. It means letting kids be kids. I swear I'd be arrested today, for the stuff we let our kids do. But u go for it!

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      1. Steven Thompson‏ @stevenThompson8 1 Sep 2017
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        As a new parent I find these tips very helpful. Thanks

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      1. BadWolf‏ @Sam7ToHillary 1 Sep 2017
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        Wet Nurse,Nanny,Boarding School,College...25yrs later Welcome home fortune 500 Child w/middle name "IRA". @AppSame @DennisDMZ @MAnotGinger

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      2. ن Alexis‏ @1HandedEconomic 1 Sep 2017
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        @ki_mb_erly

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      3.  👻 Nancy VOTE NOV 6! Wake  🎃‏ @woKEnancy 1 Sep 2017
        Replying to @1HandedEconomic @TheOnion

        @1HandedEconomic Hilarious & so timely! Will show my sis tomorrow 😂

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      1. Shabbir Javed‏ @Shabbirjaved 6 Sep 2017
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        🖒

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      2. Giant Meteor‏ @RealGiantMeteor 5 Sep 2017
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        @Kate_Elwart

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      3. Kate Elwart‏ @Kate_Elwart 5 Sep 2017
        Replying to @RealGiantMeteor @TheOnion

        Thank you for the sound advice 😉

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