Thank you @TheOnion for being my sanctuary tweets.
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Beavis & Butthead didn't fall far from the tree and hit a few branches on the way down.
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Baaaahhhaaahhaaaa!


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Neither of those dopes are cool enough to read comic books.
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That's what your mom said about you and your dad ;-)
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SHUUUUUU'UP!!!
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Meh :-P
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Boys will be boys.... too bad he's 71
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Is there room for pop?
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