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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Aug 2017

    Ivanka, Donald Jr., Eric Trump Removed From White House After Mother Wins 25-Year Custody Battle http://trib.al/VxuT1FT pic.twitter.com/ExTlVjhkj0

    12:48 PM - 31 Aug 2017
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    Eric Trump, Donald Trump Jr. and Ivanka Trump
    29 replies 361 retweets 1,599 likes
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      2. LJ‏ @elljayyxo 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump and

        I doubt she really wants them either.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Deadmond 👻 🌹‏ @FireyRedmond 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @elljayyxo @TheOnion and

        Especially @EricTrump . Like he looks like he was found under a bridge!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. David K‏ @gojipudu 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump and

        Well done Onion, well done!

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump and

        pic.twitter.com/tmzxdwZKAL

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      1. dedz bin lizzle‏ @_deadbinladen 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump and

        they always look like they're about to bite a person to death #DumpsterTrumps

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      1. Jimmy‏ @DJimmyJamm 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump and

        If only...but money does funny things to rich kids...They scream for MORE! 👶👦👧💰

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      1. Bruce‏ @Brucie_B13 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump and

        Classic abuse of power. When the crooked take over this is what we will have to deal with. #greed #corruption #nobalance

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      1.  ⭐A Lee is Me ⭐️‏ @LeeCherolis 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump and

        If only.

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      1. A1eddy‏ @alan_mccullough 5 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @dedication62 and

        Sounds like BS to me

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      1. Truth_first‏ @monikaspence7 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @joncoopertweets and

        LOL

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      1. bo justice‏ @eculley23 4 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @joncoopertweets and

        That still leaves the mentally stunted trump in the WH.

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      1. Sharon‏ @sharon_a29 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump and

        The evil three

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      1. Andre Robinson‏ @NjDazsrite609 1 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump and

        So more "Advisers" are gone? For better or worse,they will always be associated #POTUS. A 25 year battle?

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      1. Rebecca Fowler‏ @BeccajoRN85 31 Aug 2017
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        😂😂😂

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      1. Maria Isabella Jones S.‏ @MariaSturg 31 Aug 2017
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        🤣

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      1. Marie  🐸:@MarineMom‏ @iluvtwitch 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ClickHole and

        😂

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      1. sam  🔪‏ @_samissam 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump and

        @BreakingBrandon omg 😂😂😂

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      1. Randy_Indy‏ @Randy_Indy 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump and

        ""BANISH"" the children of the corn from #America & the #WhiteHouse!! #Imeachtrump NOW

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      1. Billie Brown‏ @billiebrown41 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump and

        🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅😂😂

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