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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Aug 2017

    R.A. Has Bad Feeling About Kid In Cloak http://trib.al/qi9ReHC pic.twitter.com/XSUbj0171O

    5:56 AM - 31 Aug 2017
    • 486 Retweets
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    • Gavin Deb B WillEllis 🦇 little vlad energy 🦇 Gooby Lydia Makepeace that 1st kitchen scene from nuttyprofesser 1 Suzanne Mackenzie Elayna Wilson
    26 replies 486 retweets 2,966 likes
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      2. MrB‏ @bourjaily 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cloakshaming!

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. r.‏ @fvckspeak 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @bourjaily @TheOnion

        yeah, this post is totally cloakist

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Joey Rayburn‏ @JoeyRayburn 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ranty_hannah @Jack_W_Hackett everybody keeping tabs on guy in trench coat

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. nobody likes milhouse!‏ @ranty_hannah 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @JoeyRayburn @TheOnion @Jack_W_Hackett

        We're really on top of it

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Robbie Friend‏ @friend_robbie 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @hjska22

        @hjska22 uhg so relatable for you

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      3. Harry‏ @hjska22 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @friend_robbie @TheOnion

        Unfortunately one of my students has a cloak

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      1. Adam Hoffman‏ @FolkTaleGeek 31 Aug 2017
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        Remember folks, Reed Richards first met Dr. Doom in college.

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      2. Andy Ruız‏ @capitanandi 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am more concerned with the two barefoot people in the background.

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      3. Barefoot Is Legal. org‏ @BarefootIsLegal 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @capitanandi @TheOnion

        What's your concern?

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      1. ˗ˏˋ Ben ˎˊ˗‏ @unibentified 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Lukekjames

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      1. Brendan Kiley‏ @bkiley54 31 Aug 2017
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        @br_thoms

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      1. Laurie‏ @IRSFUNFACTS 31 Aug 2017
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        @madgingermusing

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      1. Josh Miller‏ @joshm382 31 Aug 2017
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        @jsc_sniper33

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      1. dumbass‏ @tfwhannah 31 Aug 2017
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        @WITTLE_MAC

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      2. بريت MARKIEWICZ‏ @LilGoat134 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KaelybLokrantz found the one threat missing from Baldwin last year

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      3. Kaelyb Lokrantz‏ @KaelybLokrantz 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @LilGoat134 @TheOnion

        He was the hero Baldwin needed.

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      2. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 31 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ps it's a cape not a cloak

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      3. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 31 Aug 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/yv8LINc6Xy

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