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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Aug 2017

    White Woman Discusses How Much She Considered Going To A Black Lives Matter Protest Oncepic.twitter.com/5O0WS78MmU

    11:20 AM - 30 Aug 2017
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    • Jenna Teddy Bennett Gentlemen Selton Kullivan Billie Dawn Jo (((Jonathan Lee))) Dana Paran #DefendTheUnderground🇿🇦🎶🍻
    26 replies 395 retweets 1,379 likes
      1. James‏ @DeathScytheDuo 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Satire or not, this is many a progressive. more concerned about looking like they care or feeling good than actually doing something

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      1. Data Fromstartrek‏ @go_csftitans 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice rack

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      2. Cloud Nine‏ @Dreamer69911 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Then she decided to go to a Pro-Life protest& share her wisdom on both sides of the coin &educate young women to arm them w/humane choices🙏🏻

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      1.  😜just me filch 🤔‏ @1FilchFelonious 3 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's funny as hell 🤣

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      1. Betty Wolpert‏ @bettywolpert 30 Aug 2017
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        They ARE spying on us!

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      1. Deaf Zombie‏ @Deaf_Control 30 Aug 2017
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        But we already solved racism in America, and the battle is already done. There's just tidbits of it here and there that we can just ignore.

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      1. Cloud Nine‏ @Dreamer69911 30 Aug 2017
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        I understand this is a parody "article",reading media sites to get a broader scope of controversial issues #ILuvJesus 😳 #thoughtsonJesus ❤️

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      1. Ken Porter‏ @KensAudioBoston 31 Aug 2017
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        Sadly hilarious.

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      1. Plague of Progs‏ @PlagueofProgs 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This satire is Urban Prog reality.@Devastating

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      1. Sarcástico  🇧🇷 🇬🇧‏ @A_Bem_d_Verdade 30 Aug 2017
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        I would say that all lives matter no matter the ethnic group they belong too because race we have only one the HUMAM RACE.

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      1. Tyler Hartley‏ @davehartley101 30 Aug 2017
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        @ianswann33

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      1. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids 30 Aug 2017
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        Read a book instead.

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 30 Aug 2017
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        I had a moment like that...once.... then I thought how much gluten I was consuming....Next!....

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      2. atiyeh miri‏ @atiyeh_miri 30 Aug 2017
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        seems like she chose to do the"LEAST"she could do!go on facebook?that would've bn the right move when the haters were active on social media

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      3. atiyeh miri‏ @atiyeh_miri 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @atiyeh_miri @TheOnion

        now they're on the streets! if you wanna do something do it! specially before lecturing others on HOW to do it properly!

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