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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Aug 2017

    Study Finds Girls Go Through Manga Phase Earlier Than Boys http://trib.al/t7OOWYg pic.twitter.com/atN0ipd98s

    6:53 AM - 30 Aug 2017
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    • vv Ⓠ –– ᗢ Stacy Hart Hope Springs alfredo Eric Butcher *✧・゚* dumb slut *・゚✧* Thomas W Chavis J. Williams 🎃
    12 replies 230 retweets 791 likes
      1. David 'Carpe YOLO, Seize the Diem' Finton‏ @davefinton 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wonder how many angry and indignant posts made my twitter accounts with anime avatars we're going to see in this thread? :^D

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      1. 24f/thirsty 4 2d b0is‏ @m02kr 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        shoujo? i think its yaoi right of the bat

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      1. Adam Hoffman‏ @FolkTaleGeek 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's a phase? I still read Food Wars and Bakuman.

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      2. Spook Wink-hell ⁉️(Hairy Anthony Israel)‏ @blockwonkel 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Manga is for everyone, no matter what jo-say.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Peter Lucky‏ @PeterLuckyVA 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @blockwonkel @TheOnion

        Hah them mangos are just for kiddos right?! So much better to read real stories like the walking dead!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. !@#$%?&*()‏ @themindthief 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @PeterLuckyVA @blockwonkel @TheOnion

        if you're going to strawman, pick a better show

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Spook Wink-hell ⁉️(Hairy Anthony Israel)‏ @blockwonkel 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @themindthief @PeterLuckyVA @TheOnion

        How do you read a show? 🤔

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. !@#$%?&*()‏ @themindthief 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @blockwonkel @PeterLuckyVA @TheOnion

        are you telling me you watch your animoos dubbed

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      7. Spook Wink-hell ⁉️(Hairy Anthony Israel)‏ @blockwonkel 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @themindthief @PeterLuckyVA @TheOnion

        Dude, nobody's talking about anime or TV shows. Just manga and the Walking Dead comic. Are you @themindthief because you don't have a brain?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. !@#$%?&*()‏ @themindthief 1 Sep 2017
        Replying to @blockwonkel @PeterLuckyVA @TheOnion

        the walking dead is mainly known as the show, and i was making a point that it is indeed possible to read a show

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      9. Spook Wink-hell ⁉️(Hairy Anthony Israel)‏ @blockwonkel 1 Sep 2017
        Replying to @themindthief @PeterLuckyVA @TheOnion

        Do you not see the irony in complaining about strawmen when you've done nothing but put words into people's mouths?

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      2. Halebird Grigler‏ @SteezyGreegz 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @glazeyforyou

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      3. glazed‏ @glazeyforyou 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @SteezyGreegz @TheOnion

        omg shojo beat 4 ever

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. jon sam‏ @jshukutai 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        accurate

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 30 Aug 2017
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        True!?! 😊😇😘😁😁😁 @Connichi @VampireChiari @NanamiOjousama

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      2. Stein Bagger‏ @stein_bagger 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The US is going thru a Mango phase presently. A Mango Mussolini Phase, to be precise. Hopefully, we will all get through it very soon.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Stein Bagger‏ @stein_bagger 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @stein_bagger @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/WhoBvri4qR

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      1. Gogobr8‏ @gogobrasil8_br 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm ok with my children reading manga, as long as they do it with their doors closed.

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      1. A Star is Found Dead in Miami‏ @theshmoneystore 30 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *scrolls down looking for anime avatars*

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