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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Aug 2017

    College Professor Reminds Students It Will Take A Few Classes To Memorize Everyone’s Triggers http://trib.al/ZLW8XeS pic.twitter.com/MJDHFJWIp5

    7:38 AM - 29 Aug 2017
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      1. Cool Breeze Struggleman™‏ @ParkUncle 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @kid_friday @TheOnion

        Good post, Onion

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      2. Steve Oranges #FreeMelanieShaw‏ @steve_oranges 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/QnGHLrGJ4l

        1 reply 2 retweets 7 likes
      3. Senta89‏ @SentaAPW89 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @steve_oranges @TheOnion

        LMAO. I just saw this on Reddits Ex Muslim community.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. An American Outside‏ @Tangueray41 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You hire some right-wing dork who uses Steven Crowder jokes from 2014 or something

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Senta89‏ @SentaAPW89 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Tangueray41 @TheOnion

        I'm a lefty and this is hilarous

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      1. Mandaliet‏ @teiladnam 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did Breitbart just buy The Onion?

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      2. James Diamond‏ @horrorshowjames 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Uh, where's the parody? This is just daily San Francisco.

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      4. James Diamond‏ @horrorshowjames 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @RainyyM @TheOnion

        Could've fooled me. But you're right, I completely missed that.pic.twitter.com/1MigbPgA5U

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. James Diamond‏ @horrorshowjames 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @horrorshowjames @RainyyM @TheOnion

        I don't think it completely obviates the point though.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Newspeak‏ @DissimulationDC 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When did @TheOnion start writing real articles?

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      1. Robert Kangel‏ @TiredGeekDad 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice to see the @TheOnion ripping both sides for once. Humor should have no boundries or sides. Funny is funny. Stop melting and laugh❄️

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      1. Brian‏ @BrianAgan 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Love the responses of people triggered by this article. "How dare you, Onion". They've been calling out BS for years, this is no different.

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      1. Dave Langille‏ @cdnusboy 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is so, 2015. My kids learned this in High School.

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      2. jack-o'-lantern  🎃‏ @lowpassfilter 29 Aug 2017
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      3. Laporist‏ @Laporist 29 Aug 2017
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      1. Gaius Julius Caesar  🇨🇦‏ @JulianPhilosphy 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unfortunately this isnt even satire because its real life now your going to have to try harder because this happens in real life

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