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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Aug 2017

    Frustrated Novelist No Good At Describing Hands http://trib.al/W5xom4C pic.twitter.com/xAXnUeOVS8

    6:04 AM - 29 Aug 2017
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    • Sasha Sp🎃🎃ks Megan Hakes Wes Herche Brian Patrick Ketch The Patchwork Girl GRU Mad Bro? Deckerbun (((My House My Cock)))
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      1. Boo!  👻 👻 👻 Grant‏Verified account @videodrew 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cc @lianamaeby

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      1. david weird but incredibly useful clark‏ @selfpluspen 29 Aug 2017
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        Hands are hard to draw, too.

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      1. Jayson Covert‏ @covertigojayson 29 Aug 2017
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        He also can't seem to put his finger on the problem.

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      1. scott hinze‏ @scotthinze 29 Aug 2017
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        Sounds... rough and a little flakey

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 29 Aug 2017
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        If he started with "My hand was on my Penis" he'd cure his Writers Block, Lol

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      1. Adrea‏ @Adrea2325 29 Aug 2017
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        Describe your own but rougher

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      1. Tom Hardison‏ @SirTomToYouSir 29 Aug 2017
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        She rapped on the window to the rhythm of the rain, her toe-like proteburances, but more elongated, jutted forth like insulated bamboo...

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      1. Tom Hardison‏ @SirTomToYouSir 29 Aug 2017
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        Feel sorry for him. Hands are right up there with time travel.

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      1. christy brown‏ @rbcb199 29 Aug 2017
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        Laugh

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      1. Mitch Rightman‏ @DickStickman 29 Aug 2017
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        He just needs to write a horror novel where the villain is a monster called "Mr. Hands." Everything else will fall into place.

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      1. Cody  📔‏ @Theron_Sniper 29 Aug 2017
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        Her hands were as small as cucumbers. She wrapped her hands around the cool glass vase like an owl sleeping in a tree.

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      1. SKVM Shipping‏ @SKVMShipping 29 Aug 2017
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        The only digit which made sense was the one holding the pay cheque. Sadly the thumb covered non existent zeros. Then boxing happened.

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      1. Rem Oscuro‏ @RemOscuro 29 Aug 2017
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        The struggle is real.

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      1. Derek and the Dominoes‏ @bigmanpigman1 29 Aug 2017
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        If he is writing about Donald Trump, he can call them tiny hands!

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 29 Aug 2017
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        Flesh mitts, just call them flesh mitts.

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 29 Aug 2017
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        He just needs to think of them as Feet attached to his Arms rather than his Feet which are attached to his Legs. Easy, its what I do.

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