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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Aug 2017

    Margin Notes Left On Menu From Previous Ruby Tuesday Customer http://trib.al/pTai8sy pic.twitter.com/ywpqI1Tgcc

    6:57 PM - 28 Aug 2017
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      1. Holly‏ @HollyASwanson 28 Aug 2017
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        Am told that some folks do the same with adult video rentals.

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      1. Daryl Bullis‏ @darylbullis 29 Aug 2017
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        Ed had this. Said good.

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      1. Greta Baker‏ @Gwhiz04 29 Aug 2017
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        My art teacher just tried to play basketball with a volleyball..smh.pic.twitter.com/OVxQ8Tyu5A

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      1. Rebecca Nimmo‏ @RebeccaNimmo3 28 Aug 2017
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        Ruby Tuesdays?? Enough said.

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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 28 Aug 2017
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        Was one of the notes "...don't go to Ruby Tuesday"

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      1. Ed Holthause‏ @EdHolthause 28 Aug 2017
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        I did not! I said YOU’D like it! You’ll eat anything.

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      1. d Krieger‏ @dskriege1 28 Aug 2017
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        Helpful if menu contained botulism info & nearest emergency room

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      1. Andrew Miller‏ @heyapm 28 Aug 2017
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