Topic: Verbs now outlawed to save space in tweets.
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I don't have twitter so..
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*They're. Smh. Idiots.
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Oh well, I don't use twitter anyway

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this is ∗maybe∗ a little poorly timed
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"
@TheOnion: Twitter Announces There No Trending Topics Today http://trib.al/2Fbm9Jx pic.twitter.com/3iGEosKzH0"
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That's the best news ever.
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Fake news!
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Well what the hell am I gonna do for the day now dammit
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I made one up for you: "Trump Actually a Donkey in a Man Suit!"
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I wouldn't know, I've adblocked that column.
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OR....everyone is muting you, cause you are a pain in the most proverbial part of the body.
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finally
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We missing a word or is it supposed to be "There No Trending Topics Today"
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