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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Aug 2017

    Cost-Cutting Measures Force Company To Start Hiring More Female Employees http://trib.al/HQlcprP pic.twitter.com/ffz9jf0JkS

    6:00 AM - 28 Aug 2017
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    21 replies 431 retweets 1,427 likes
      1. Mobius‏ @Mobius___Strip 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is so cold, I got frostbite reading it

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Janet Herold‏ @janetherold1 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        cost cutting forces them to hire WOMEN? Means they pay women less than a man for same job. What is wrong with this picture?

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. Dono‏ @Dark_Dono 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @GOADS_ @janetherold1 @TheOnion

        Blew in from stupid town, landed in the ugly tree and hit every branch in the way down.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. HigherGround‏ @giragoes 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To the executives of a company, sexism is usually more important than profitability, so they mustve really been in a pinch to hire females

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Nobody of Consequence‏ @AGuyInOKC 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @giragoes @TheOnion

        It's The Onion... they're using satire to make a social commentary about the wage gap.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. HigherGround‏ @giragoes 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @AGuyInOKC @SomeGuyInOKC @TheOnion

        Im aware. My comment was also satiracal, but maybe missed the mark

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Nobody of Consequence‏ @AGuyInOKC 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @giragoes @TheOnion

        Apologies. There were some people clearly not getting it above, so my mind exploded. Hard to tell when the satire is so spot on...

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Chewy Seagull‏ @ChewySeagull 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @mycartoonfamil1 @TheOnion

        The wage gap means women cost less to hire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Colin McDonald‏ @colinm4c 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @ChewySeagull @mycartoonfamil1 @TheOnion

        Then why don't companies only hire women 🤔

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Chewy Seagull‏ @ChewySeagull 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @colinm4c @mycartoonfamil1 @TheOnion

        That's the point the article is making

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Colin McDonald‏ @colinm4c 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @ChewySeagull @mycartoonfamil1 @TheOnion

        The Onion doesn't make serious points. Fact that companies don't hire only women is proof enough to me that they aren't cheaper employees.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Chewy Seagull‏ @ChewySeagull 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @colinm4c @mycartoonfamil1 @TheOnion

        The Onion makes serious political commentary on occasion.

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      2. David‏ @daddy4ny1 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Men work on average 50 hours a week. Women 31. The company is doomed.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Colin McDonald‏ @colinm4c 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @daddy4ny1 @TheOnion

        Proof?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. David‏ @daddy4ny1 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @colinm4c @TheOnion

        https://qz.com/149428/mens-overtime-hours-are-keeping-the-gender-pay-gap-alive/ …https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oqyrflOQFc …

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Colin McDonald‏ @colinm4c 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @daddy4ny1 @TheOnion

        Youtube videos aren't proof

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. David‏ @daddy4ny1 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @colinm4c @TheOnion

        https://www.bls.gov/news.release/pdf/atus.pdf …

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Colin McDonald‏ @colinm4c 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @daddy4ny1 @TheOnion

        Page and paragraph? Not about to read 26 pages

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. ؟Big Blue Dog‏ @daztoons 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @colinm4c @daddy4ny1 @TheOnion

        Colin don't be fucking lazy, you asked for proof and he gave it to you, he didn't even have to do that. Try doing your own research sometime

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. Colin McDonald‏ @colinm4c 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @daztoons @daddy4ny1 @TheOnion

        Haha not about to spend an hour or more on something as small as that

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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