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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Aug 2017

    From The Archives: Shocking ‘Game Of Thrones’ Finale Concludes With Arrest Of 5 Million Viewers For Piracy http://trib.al/LiZrXK0 pic.twitter.com/zM0Ac3o6Ds

    8:50 PM - 27 Aug 2017
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      1. Ken‏ @KublaKen 27 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ... Nearly all of the 5 million were reported to regret their decision, expressing mass disappointment of the closing episode.

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      1. Claude Hadding‏ @ClaudeHadding 27 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @AnneRiceAuthor

        Fake... Shame.... Shame.... Shame... Shame...Shame...

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      1. Be me, having a laugh‏ @treylw89 27 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        actually "That’s classic Game Of Thrones, though: no one’s safe.” made me lose my s**t.

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      2. They Call Me Bruce‏ @notawayne 27 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Fischer1Tricia @TheOnion @JackPosobiec

        10 million people...?

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      3. Anthony O'Brien‏ @occono 27 Aug 2017
        Replying to @notawayne @Fischer1Tricia and

        In the US

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      4. They Call Me Bruce‏ @notawayne 27 Aug 2017
        Replying to @occono @Fischer1Tricia @TheOnion

        Yeah true, including international viewers it's something like 30 million but I couldn't find any up to date data quickly to back that up.

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      1. Neal Vinsant‏ @neal_vinsant 27 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ADudeFromNowere

        It. Was the dead 💀 walking who pirated the finale

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      1. Emphyrio‏ @Emphyr10 27 Aug 2017
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        5 million viewers in custody? No s..t... :-D

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      1. WarNukE‏ @warNuKE_ 27 Aug 2017
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        Euron fans obviously.

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      1. optimus6128‏ @optimus6128 28 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ButtBoob

        That sounds like Monty Python's the Holy Grail ending :)

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      1. Lemount Griffin‏ @lioneaglegrifyn 27 Aug 2017
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        They paid the iron price.

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      1. Militant Normal Dan‏ @dan_covfefe 27 Aug 2017
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        I'd buy that for a dollar!

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      1. ClankDotCom ( Ki 気 )  🌊. 🌊 ‏‏ @corvetteflex 27 Aug 2017
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        The 603 unit

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      1. Kerosine‏ @YeomanKerosine 27 Aug 2017
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        I think the satire of the Onion and real life are reaching singularity. It needs to cease.

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      1. Roman‏ @naumenko_roman 27 Aug 2017
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        That's 1/7 of Canada's population!

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      1. Ben Joman‏ @Benj_oman 27 Aug 2017
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        everyone knows the cops don't go after white crime

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      1. jeremy‏ @code__brew 27 Aug 2017
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        I may have pirated the fight last night, but not HBO. 😊

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      1. Maxwell Denton‏ @WhiteOakGames 27 Aug 2017
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        Awesome.

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