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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Aug 2017

    Texans Brace For President’s Response To Hurricane http://trib.al/qovh6gF pic.twitter.com/OmJTnFhizo

    1:33 PM - 25 Aug 2017
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      1. Ellé 💛‏ @BananaSpIatter 25 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @AndyTheBlanch

        There were many sides to this! The houses simply got in the hurricanes way!

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      1. Patrick Heide‏ @otohp 25 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PaulBegala

        If you can find him on the golf course.

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      2. Hatge‏ @hatge 25 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        haha this is funny now but in a few hours it will be insensitive & by Sunday yo might have to delete for it looking distasteful 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Polly Cy  🌊  🌊  🌊‏ @Joulutorttu 25 Aug 2017
        Replying to @hatge @TheOnion

        No. Already expressed excitement about its "doings" and wind. In 2012 on Twitter, he accused Obama of giving relief aid as a political move.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. [ˈdʒɒn ˈɛvənz]‏ @JohnPEvans 25 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        [ˈdʒɒn ˈɛvənz] Retweeted Mark Knoller

        And here it ishttps://twitter.com/markknoller/status/901164623608647681 …

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        Mark KnollerVerified account @markknoller
        Asked if he had a message for the people of Texas, Pres Trump said "good luck to everybody," and gave a thumbs up. pic.twitter.com/J6LoXwaHKE
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      2. Andy Whitehead‏ @dinkydo19644 25 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hunker down klansfolk. There's a bigly big breeze about to blow all your hoods to hell. And you can believe this news, I got it from my fox

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
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      1. ISON - There is no chaos.‏ @ISON_Tracker 25 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The destruction is awful. Just terrible. On many sides. Many sides.

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      2. Shelly Gurl  🌊‏ @Micmp1P 25 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So sad that this is true versus being satire.

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      1. Franklin T Wilson‏ @FranklinTWilson 25 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "There was no storm, don't believe the FAKE NEWS"

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      1. Raoul Duke‏ @dexterswanko 25 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's almost like @TheOnion is real news now. Scary!!

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      1. Ronin‏ @Cattleclass 25 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hurricane level 5 storm STILL no match for Trump's thatch!

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      1. Jeff‏ @HazelwoodJeff 25 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's gonna be a YUGE response. The best response ever there's ever been.

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey 25 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As a disaster himself, Trump may need to recuse himself from Harvey...

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      1. Alerta Alerta Anticommunista‏ @anticommunista 25 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yesterday, I stared down the solar eclipse, today I stare down a hurricane and tomorrow I'll stare down a North Korean nuclear missile!

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      1. Scruffy Manfred von Richgroypen 🇺🇸‏ @scruffgroyp 25 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        TFW The Onion perfectly predicts mainstream media's response

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      1. TrumpsTaxes‏ @TrumpsTaxes 25 Aug 2017
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        TrumpsTaxes Retweeted TrumpsTaxes

        https://twitter.com/TrumpsTaxes/status/901091835447320576 …

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        TrumpsTaxes @TrumpsTaxes
        To those in the direct path of Hurricane Harvey: GET OUT NOW! Do NOT expect a competent federal response to calls for help from Trump!
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      1. Kim Foulds‏ @kimfoulds 26 Aug 2017
        Replying to @ham_hox @TheOnion

        Satire has become reality or reality has become satire?

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