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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Aug 2017

    Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror http://trib.al/2MpOkPn pic.twitter.com/8OxLLHkS1H

    6:55 AM - 25 Aug 2017
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    • Space Force Commander❌ Martin Eden Andrea Ricca Anthony cole d'arc Hussein Wasiti Susan Bartle Crazy Cat Lady childish gambino saying swag in lights turned on
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      1. The Earth‏ @TheEARTH123 25 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is not true I know personally

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      1. Eric H‏ @TesseractUnfold 25 Aug 2017
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        "The new planet appears to be precisely twice the distance from earth as the distance at which the mirror orbits."

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      1. Rocco Lombardo‏ @sothpawfitness1 25 Aug 2017
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        God I just hope there is not another Trump on that one!

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      1. CivilDiscordianPlayer‏ @W8ing2B 25 Aug 2017
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        NOT identical @TheOnion. It's rotating in the opposite direction as well as possesses a satellite that revolves in the opposite direction.

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      1. American Carnage‏ @OrangeCarnage 25 Aug 2017
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        What is that fat, steaming orange pile of garbage in the middle of the United States? Looks really bad....

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      1. Andrea Ricca‏ @_Andrea_Ricca 16 Sep 2017
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        Andrea Ricca @_Andrea_Ricca
        "ALIENS NIGHT" Sci-Fi Short Movie Official Selection on CLEVELAND COMIC CON 2017!!! (https://goo.gl/qiUvHr  ) #scifi #scifinews #shortfilm pic.twitter.com/DiJDWwxwc3
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      1. Boxcar_Jimmy42‏ @boxcar_jimmy42 25 Aug 2017
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        Thank god for science!! We'd be lost!!!

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      1. Joe Lukas‏ @JosephLukas1776 25 Aug 2017
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        I'll bet that the new Earth has as many assholes as the original.

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      1. Steve Oranges #FreeMelanieShaw‏ @steve_oranges 25 Aug 2017
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        It might be the parallel Earth where Hillary Clinton fulfilled her dream of having nuclear war with Russiapic.twitter.com/mDked7c6tM

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      1. Sethiu‏ @Anhkal 25 Aug 2017
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        Let's mount a jet at the side of Earth and go get those impostors.

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      1. Freddie_Eff‏ @Freddie_Eff 25 Aug 2017
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        Sure, but how long would it take to get there!

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      1. Angry Moderate 2020‏ @PaulWartenberg 25 Aug 2017
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        except everything's flip-flopped. Africa's beauty mark is now on the left side.

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      1. Bob Dehnhardt‏ @bobdehn 25 Aug 2017
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        Not quite identical - Spock has a goatee...

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