Once in Hawaii my kids caught me driving w/out a seat belt. I explained I was on vacation from the law. They still remind me abt it.
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@TheOnion: Law-Abiding Citizen Keeps Herself On Track With Weekly Cheat Day http://trib.al/w4GknEB pic.twitter.com/AK9LPa6wJH"
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I was wanted a purge but for sex
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always*~~~
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Mom?
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