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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Aug 2017

    Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog http://trib.al/yzAbfDD pic.twitter.com/DJdWmUETSJ

    7:17 PM - 23 Aug 2017
    • 1,690 Retweets
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    • Lucy Kathleen Maltbie Zachary Croce Sheila Hemmings Kathy Joan 🍕 Must love Halloween. Mindy Shore Tianna
    57 replies 1,690 retweets 4,035 likes
      1. Neil Weinberg‏Verified account @NeilWeinberg44 23 Aug 2017
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        Neil Weinberg Retweeted The Onion

        Just @ me @TheOnionhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/900542450460176384 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog http://trib.al/yzAbfDD  pic.twitter.com/DJdWmUETSJ
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      1. Diana Del Rae Lopez ✨‏ @DianaDelRaee 24 Aug 2017
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        Then he's the most popular guy if you ask me!

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      1. Adrienne Penderell‏ @APenderell 23 Aug 2017
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        Dogs are a better judge of character.

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      1. Matt “Everyday horrors of modern life” Frost‏ @Phroosh77 23 Aug 2017
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        I've been this guy. Tough times.

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      1. Khan Desi  ☕‏ @generaldamras 23 Aug 2017
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        The dog's just being polite, tbh.

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      1. Luke Parrish Luke Parrish Luke Parrish Luke Parris‏ @meltedpencils 23 Aug 2017
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        delete this

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      1. Michael Brown‏ @GeauxGrizz 23 Aug 2017
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        It me

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      1. ThomasWincek‏ @ThomasWincek 23 Aug 2017
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        It me.

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      1. Adam White‏ @uselessfatneck 27 Aug 2017
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        @WenzelRae

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      1. Joe McGuire‏ @JayCMcG 24 Aug 2017
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        I feel attacked...

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      1. John Stephens‏ @StephensJohn 24 Aug 2017
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        @aciaandlisa I can't tell you how much this is me. 😂

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      1. KRand‏ @Krand18 24 Aug 2017
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        Dud's best friend.

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      1. Bradley Justice‏ @BradleyJustice7 23 Aug 2017
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        The dog looks like a lot more fun than the nerds in the background

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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 23 Aug 2017
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        ROFL 😅😂that's me!!! Except I don't wear pink and I'd have a drink 🍸

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      1. alli finney‏ @allifinney 23 Aug 2017
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        Me!

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      1. Sp 👀ky D 🎃 🎃kie‏ @sneakerpants 23 Aug 2017
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        i dont remember wearing salmon

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      1. Drownedpuppy‏ @Downpuppy 23 Aug 2017
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        So THAT'S what @piersmorgan is up to

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      1. David Lancaster‏ @DavidMissymay12 4 Sep 2017
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        thats me! Its ok, my distaste for most humans is palatable.

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      1. Todd‏ @toddweaver 24 Aug 2017
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        Ha, this would be me!

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