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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Aug 2017

      New Clinton Memoir: ‘We All Made Mistakes But You Made Most Of Them’ http://trib.al/Ce6me6s pic.twitter.com/ExmvIxC6A9

      46 replies 783 retweets 2,423 likes
      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Aug 2017

      “I’m not suggesting it’s entirely your fault, but, let’s be frank, 99 percent of it is.” http://trib.al/i9R95wJ pic.twitter.com/UDjf642oZP

      4:59 PM - 23 Aug 2017
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      17 replies 374 retweets 1,278 likes
        1. lou fisk walsh‏ @loufiskwalsh 23 Aug 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Lol - I know this is a joke, but if Hillary had said that, I would still back my girl up. She would have been right.

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        1. Jenny Morgan‏ @Corsayr 23 Aug 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I look forward to having to explain to some wing nut on facebook that this is not a real quote 😜

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        1. Maxime Gagné‏ @maxgagne 23 Aug 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Petty accurate for a fake quote

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        1. Tevfik, I Am‏ @therealTevfik 23 Aug 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I love it,,in a very brokenhearted sad way. But she's right, lol! I blame the dumbasses in the electoral college mostly!🤡🤢👎🏽#TrumpErrorBigly

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        2. Liz, yes the one from the Deep State‏ @eslippold 23 Aug 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Screw you, pal. This rhetoric doesn't get us passed this, keep us against what's representing us atm, or help us win in 2020.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 23 Aug 2017
          Replying to @eslippold @TheOnion

          ...Why would The Onion help you win? They're satire, not a political activist blog.

          0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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        1. george sears‏ @gsears1968 23 Aug 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          this shit is too spot on.

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        1. Sufi‏ @SufiSoof 23 Aug 2017
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          I'm With Her!

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        1. Jon Webb‏ @jonawebb 23 Aug 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Tough but fair

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        1. Boxcar_Jimmy42‏ @boxcar_jimmy42 23 Aug 2017
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          Pathetic losers make pathetic quotes about other pathetic losers in hopes they won't seem so pathetic.

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        1. Diane Langton‏ @dianelangton1 23 Aug 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          This is really stupid, isn't it? #3millionvotes

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        1. GRIFFIN LALO LOPEZ‏ @MAXIMUSCESAR2 23 Aug 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I know its just sarcasm but, frankly its true! well, with respect to the electoral college idiots!

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        2. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 23 Aug 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Rigged for her 2win, still lost to an unhinged orange buffoon, now blames everyone else

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. John‏ @realJ2A 24 Aug 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          You know there are people who will repost believing this is real. *sigh*

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        1. Jessi Mesa‏ @elefantshoos 23 Aug 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          If she really had the balls to say something like that, she would have won.

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        1. Matt Taylor‏ @mattdeantaylor 23 Aug 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          She has a point

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