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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Aug 2017

    Trump Pours Himself Glass Of Chocolate Syrup On Rocks To Unwind After Stressful Day http://trib.al/QhBhqHx pic.twitter.com/4yrIPPZwZF

    12:26 PM - 23 Aug 2017
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      1. inwit‏ @inwitinwit 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Doesn't Hershey's make white chocolate syrup?

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      1. Kayla‏ @beatlebunny 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For once, he and I have something in common.

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      1. Myrish Swamp‏ @roseate6 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Always took him for a bisquick man, myself.

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      2. Oxblood79‏ @Oxblood79 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        With a Diet Coke chaser.

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      3. Misty H‏ @misty_heller 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Oxblood79 @TheOnion

        And a splash af baileys

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      1. (((Jay Fiala)))  👎🏼‏ @jayfiala 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        With a sidecar of blow.

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      1. Anastasiia Saraeva‏ @AnnieSaraeva 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @amartino

        Chocolate as a great stress reducer.. but he likely will not go virgin ;)

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      1. shell misses tgc/tbv‏ @storiesandglory 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @musevinyl sometimes I think that The Onion actually tells the truth, but it's hard to believe

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      1. jaime‏ @mini_wheatz 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @sweetbaboo69

        @theofficialiris us

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      1. annecampbell‏ @ShipCritic 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I noticed he'd put on a few -- like 40! -- pounds.

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      1. Lily‏ @lilygreen_ 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @randypitcherii

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      1. Lisa Greenstein‏ @lagreenstein 24 Aug 2017
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        That's exactly what I did right after he was elected.

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      1. Lou "kick the nazis from the tweeters" M.‏ @MachL7 24 Aug 2017
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        "Needs more ketchup" -Trump

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      1. Donald Fann‏ @Donalds_Fann 24 Aug 2017
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        If CNN follows the examples of @TheOnion, it will probably have more credibility...

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      1. Alex‏ @alexbly1222 23 Aug 2017
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      1. Ghost Feet ن‏ @Just_Here_4Food 23 Aug 2017
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        Psh, I would

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      1. james‏ @machinacollie 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @kittymsi

        1) is that ice 2) i didn't know *white* supremacist defenders ate *dark*-color food wtf

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