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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Aug 2017

    New Clinton Memoir: ‘We All Made Mistakes But You Made Most Of Them’ http://trib.al/Ce6me6s pic.twitter.com/ExmvIxC6A9

    11:30 AM - 23 Aug 2017
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    46 replies 783 retweets 2,424 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “I’m not suggesting it’s entirely your fault, but, let’s be frank, 99 percent of it is.” http://trib.al/i9R95wJ pic.twitter.com/UDjf642oZP

        17 replies 374 retweets 1,278 likes
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      1. cosmicrob‏ @cosmicrob 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        **Looks at twitter feed** Checks out. ✅

        0 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
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      1. Bob Meredith‏ @Spectrex001 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now you've done it!pic.twitter.com/p0vrkLmKKf

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. Ball Handler‏ @ball_handle 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Clinton memoir preface, 18,000 pages long, individually names all American citizens who could have voted for her, but didn't

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      2. Rich‏ @satireandmore 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Still whining and unable to face reality - the real reasons that she lost.

        3 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. randomcoconuts 🍹‏ @randomscoconut 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @satireandmore @TheOnion

        Are you lost? 😂😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2.  🖤KatWoman 🖤 #VeteransFront‏ @honeyspctacular 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Philos_Sofia

        If you believe this garbage, you need help. The book hasn't even released yet. Seriously get help! This is just pure ignorance!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Philos Sophia‏ @Philos_Sofia 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @honeyspctacular @TheOnion

        The Onion is satire.

        4 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Philos Sophia‏ @Philos_Sofia 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Philos_Sofia @honeyspctacular @TheOnion

        The piece is joking that HRC is calling many American voters idiots for voting txxxp or not voting at all ... which is pretty accurate

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5.  🖤KatWoman 🖤 #VeteransFront‏ @honeyspctacular 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Philos_Sofia @TheOnion

        It is accurate that they are but she would never say that, she's not like the pussygrabber.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. DOD‏ @dcodea 23 Aug 2017
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        It's funny because it's true

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      2. Are you saying "Boo" or "Booridget"?‏ @thebitchet 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/l0OQeoRGAY

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      1. (´※ ω ※`)‏ @seffmoe 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @rustleft

        The people agreeing with this in the repliespic.twitter.com/KnnPlnHEjB

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      1. Fed Up American‏ @worldpeace2701 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MarionMarb

        Evil vile woman

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "A Woman Wronged"

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      1. TrumpsTaxes‏ @TrumpsTaxes 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If 'she' meant voters in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan, she's not wrong...

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      2. Sen Clyde frog  ❌  👌‏ @jnelson555 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @redsteeze karmapic.twitter.com/NWLtH7TrJW

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Silly Elsa_ ❌‏ @Silly_Elsa 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @jnelson555 @TheOnion @redsteeze

        I prefer this photo of her from page 172:pic.twitter.com/bkRGeQ0pv0

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Sen Clyde frog  ❌  👌‏ @jnelson555 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Silly_Elsa @TheOnion @redsteeze

        caption: 'early stages of batshit crazy'

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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