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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Aug 2017

    Report: A Lot Of People’s Dream Is To Have Sex With A Ghost http://trib.al/pAGCnTB pic.twitter.com/xyf2RQrfMv

    8:36 AM - 23 Aug 2017
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    • Evan 🎃 all hallows' eve g 👻 Rick Frisz Sarah Logan 👻FOtter sonya centaur hater the one thing I’m not is a scaredy cat
    25 replies 59 retweets 249 likes
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      2. Bob Meredith‏ @Spectrex001 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know, right?pic.twitter.com/JnS1ZNkVHH

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      2. Oscar Italophile  🇮🇹‏ @Oscar_R_Geeho 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "A Lot Of" necrophiliacs can't be wrong. #LAYBYLAM

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Robert Thomas‏ @HailIommi 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Oscar_R_Geeho @TheOnion

        "Um, WHO'S taking these polls, again?" "NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!!"

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      2. Myke Cole‏Verified account @MykeCole 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cc: @SamSykesSwears

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      1. Jess McDorman‏ @fullmetaljess 23 Aug 2017
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        Lol Greg Kinnear?

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      1. t ramasubramani‏ @rsmani1950_t 23 Aug 2017
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        In real life they imagined their mates as ghost

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      1. "No Shit" Sherlock‏ @PunishmentHurts 23 Aug 2017
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        Greg Kinnear?

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 23 Aug 2017
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        I'm sorry, I thought you said goat.

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      2. Wendy Davis‏ @WendyDa65417695 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Asakidfeltbeingparalyzedandhelddownnotknowingwtfwasgoingon, been scratched. Yeah. An RNhas seen some Shit..gogirl!

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      3. Wendy Davis‏ @WendyDa65417695 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @WendyDa65417695 @TheOnion

        Damn spell check..lol.. I'm lanky And allarmsand legslikeyou. Exprogymnast.tootallforthisdayandagebutfondmemories, Keptmefromsomanyinjusies!

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      2. T‏ @TD_4800 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait... Greg Kinnear?

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      1. BrianFitzMaurice‏ @TheRealBfitty 9 Sep 2017
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        I have! Never expected it to be a topic of discussion. First time I have shared with anyone.

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      1. Ghostunseen‏ @theghostunseen 27 Aug 2017
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        Lol..sick...lol

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      1. Wendy Davis‏ @WendyDa65417695 24 Aug 2017
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        Proofpic.twitter.com/LuIAXQcGgw

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      1. Gogobr8‏ @gogobrasil8_br 23 Aug 2017
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        I mean it can shake things up a bit, sounds good.

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      1. Emma Tune‏ @TeaPaintRetea 23 Aug 2017
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        Realistically speaking, you could summon Patrick Swayze.

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