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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Aug 2017

    Osprey Devours Lion In Massive Food-Chain Shake-Up http://trib.al/bi75wEm pic.twitter.com/aIGZYcWRar

    8:32 PM - 22 Aug 2017
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    • TBOK Tom Schroeder Colleen Miller Fil Salustri 🇨🇦 zeno.danger Charles cowart Joyce Hii Tyler Anderson Paul Erickson
    26 replies 241 retweets 1,189 likes
      1. MolesforDays‏ @MoriMole 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sometimes you're just tired of fish.

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      2. Mueller/SDNY/Midterms  🌊‏ @TheLadyShiraz 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Disgusting. Not funny, not cool. Reported.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Justin‏ @Readyforameme 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheLadyShiraz @TheOnion

        unless you're joking you're the most sensitive person i've ever encountered, why not report national geographic while you're at it?

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      1. Chase Oliver‏ @Chase_Oliver39 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        right here you will see "photoshop" in its natural habitat

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      1. Ann‏ @annpar 22 Aug 2017
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        Sorry, that pic is not okay.

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      1. HP‏ @IsidoresDragon 22 Aug 2017
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        So between the flesh-ripping articles from a few weeks back, the blown-apart whale a few days ago and now this...do you need to see someone?

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      1. aubrey‏ @thinkorange 22 Aug 2017
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        well um..... okay then

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      1. EMS‏ @enjoyscake 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah don't want to feel sad when reading Onion.

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      1. zeno.danger‏ @zeno_danger 26 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oh nooo you crazy

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      1. Earth‏ @The_Only_Planet 23 Aug 2017
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        One of many crazy things happening on this 🌎

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      1. ¤ ~ • TC • ~ ¤‏ @1Cool 23 Aug 2017
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        @HeatherMallick The Osprey is a Fish Hawk.

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      1. AB 🚀‏ @asrarbw 23 Aug 2017
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        This story is 6 years old! WTF

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      1. Elhyzzaseriesofbats 🦇 🦇 🦇‏ @Lhyzz 22 Aug 2017
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        Yeah this is gross... I don't want that shit in my feed, even though it's an obvious photoshop.

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      1. littlebunny274‏ @HaileyMarieRob1 22 Aug 2017
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        Omg that pore lion

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      1.  ☠ 🕷 🍁 🕸 💀 Grave-id 𝝀ardy  ☠ 🕷 🍁 🕸 💀‏ @davidahadee 22 Aug 2017
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        jfc, so visceral, nicely done....like woah! #comedy @danieljhardy #OhHeDed

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      1. Cℝ 🅰m_Daw🅶‏ @DereckCram 22 Aug 2017
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        ...until Aslan awakes, that is! Better watch out, feathered beast!pic.twitter.com/Q9ZY8N0FHL

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