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Needs to be an "s" on either "Hour" or "Facilitate". Please uphold The Onion's fine tradition of exemplary grammar.
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Those days are over
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Nothing more pleasing than sharing an Onion article to stir up the stupid.. Keep up the great work. Many are still yet to be offended..
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