Soldier Excited To Take Over Father’s Old Afghanistan Patrol Route http://trib.al/LaxWWfk pic.twitter.com/7yRh9NePOw
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Tyler, you got a son? Be sure to send him pictures & the plan for the base. When he's a man, he can do it, too. It's a three generation war!
I like the way you use initial caps (nonsensical) but read history of Afghanistan. Nobody wins there except the Afghans. Endless stupid war.
Has run out of absurd headlines because all this shit is now true @BrianKarempic.twitter.com/YEZeqpBAzS
Then you come home legless and your government doesn't give a hoot about you. Welcome to the service son. Trump says "thats too bad"
You are not fighting for freedom. Your fighting for politics and corporate greed, brain washed people.
Whys your US Army Private wearing USMC fatigues...? I smell bullshit
It's the onion homie :p
God be with you and keep you and your troops safe. My prayers will be with you.
Is it still funny if it's true?
Ahh of course. Daddey article. “Do you want to learn how to use a lawn mower” can't wait to finally impress Daddey 









The military is smarter than that - just watch "Saving Private Ryan" for an example.
So exciting. Especially those IED's your dad talked about.
An Onion top ten.
As reality laps the Onion...
Aw shit, Onion bringing the heat today!
Lol at the onion doubling down on this.
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