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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Aug 2017

    Soldier Excited To Take Over Father’s Old Afghanistan Patrol Route http://trib.al/LaxWWfk pic.twitter.com/7yRh9NePOw

    12:46 PM - 22 Aug 2017
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    • Max Nighswander RubyRenae Karen Carr Remember, remember the 6th of November #REDDAWN Tanner Aaron J. Ethridge Pramesh Bose D'Juvenile Gentleman funky milk
    158 replies 4,762 retweets 9,233 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "It’s just so incredible that I’ll soon be walking the very same footpath as my old man." http://trib.al/yrtMNGo pic.twitter.com/HbYyXQOtz6

        13 replies 104 retweets 433 likes
      3. Bill Blair‏ @BillWsblair 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tyler, you got a son? Be sure to send him pictures & the plan for the base. When he's a man, he can do it, too. It's a three generation war!

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
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      5. Bill Blair‏ @BillWsblair 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NoCaliphate @TheOnion

        I like the way you use initial caps (nonsensical) but read history of Afghanistan. Nobody wins there except the Afghans. Endless stupid war.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Espen Svendsen‏ @EpsenSvendsen 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is pretty savage these days.

        2 replies 0 retweets 140 likes
      3. Chance Ravinne‏ @WINGSPANTT 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @EpsenSvendsen @TheOnion

        The Onion has been savage for TWENTY YEARS

        2 replies 0 retweets 77 likes
      4. Espen Svendsen‏ @EpsenSvendsen 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @WINGSPANTT @TheOnion

        Yeah, but this one goes to elleven.

        1 reply 1 retweet 48 likes
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      2. jjodonnell‏ @jsmote2 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that is a pic of a Marine. It is incorrect (if not insulting) to call a Marine "soldier". A soldier is Army...

        7 replies 3 retweets 3 likes
      3. HamsterCake‏ @ComedyHamster 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @jsmote2 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/YYKE4aNZ3X

        0 replies 2 retweets 52 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Jake Landis‏ @jakelandis 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oof

        1 reply 2 retweets 43 likes
      3. Forrest Dunbar‏ @ForrestDunbarAK 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @jakelandis @TheOnion

        I also came here to say "ooooof"

        1 reply 1 retweet 30 likes
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      2. peggy broderick‏ @PPeggybroderick 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Dookofurl @TheOnion

        Eisenhower said standing army gonna be a bad thing

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      2. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        getting close to year 20 of the hundred year war.

        1 reply 0 retweets 29 likes
      3. William‏ @madrussian76 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @RobFromSac @TheOnion

        Four more years, and we get a gold watch.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @madrussian76 @TheOnion

        with a draft card.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. V‏ @VillagePanda777 23 Aug 2017
        Replying to @RobFromSac @madrussian76 @TheOnion

        Claim bone spurs and you will be ok.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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