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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Aug 2017

    Immigrant Explains Difficulty Of Assimilating To An American Culture That's Constantly Rebooting Its Film Franchisespic.twitter.com/p23JvSfWmJ

    9:13 AM - 22 Aug 2017
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      2. DionesseEQLM‏ @TirNaAisling 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just watch GoT at the moment that's save from reboots. The rest is meaningless anyway ;-)

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. The Man in Black‏ @Writer_in_Black 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TirNaAisling @TheOnion

        It's safe until GRRM finishes the books.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Jonathon Jackson‏ @jonathonj1970 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is like a "Days of Our Lives" fan dwelling on who's the real Roman Brady, and also why does one of them look more like Chris Kositchek?pic.twitter.com/OixDf0TBjq

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      2. Ken Fairbrother‏ @KenFairbrother 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those crazy racist media moguls and Hollywoodites! Making it difficult... if not impossible to assimilate! #StopTheRebooting

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Ken Fairbrother‏ @KenFairbrother 22 Aug 2017
        Replying to @KenFairbrother @TheOnion

        @MichaelKeaton #BatmanForever!!!

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      1. Barbara Seidl‏ @BarwhsB 28 Aug 2017
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        @BarwhsB This is why I love you Onion, this Video was super!

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      1. Carl Peters‏ @capomatic 25 Aug 2017
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        She confused? I've lived here 58 years and I'm confused too!

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      1. Ghost jeans.‏ @violetpls47 22 Aug 2017
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        @Ekane2

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      1. Ralph Hansen‏ @ralph_hansen 26 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope you reproduce this with other different ethnic/sexed actors #sexism #racism PSA

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      1. liamdominic‏ @liamdominic1 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @comicnoobsshow

        We are spoilt!

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      1. Olivia Brown‏ @RealOliviaBrown 24 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @tomservo10

        Cute

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      1. Elle‏ @eronel35 23 Aug 2017
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        😂😂😂

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      1. calon mertua nam dareum‏ @ladydelulu 22 Aug 2017
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        God, I didn't know there's more than one Planet of the Apes!!!! 😱😱

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      1. Patrick‏ @PatrickDahmen1 22 Aug 2017
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        I love the Onion-sometime I will admit I laugh so hard it often makes me cry😂

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      1. Sanju‏ @Only1_Sanjeev 22 Aug 2017
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        Next iron man and thor will b woman (which I don't mind) and this will lead to ultimate gender bender confusion

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