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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Aug 2017

    Trump Warns Removing Confederate Statues Could Be Slippery Slope To Eliminating Racism Entirely http://trib.al/bWWQSn9 pic.twitter.com/vfzfN7nCuh

    7:10 AM - 19 Aug 2017
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    • Sharon Livingstone liz trombino ~L.J. Ambers🌞n~ End the fear, loathing and lies Spod reckons PJ Wise Carmel Harnett Qusai Akoud Dante Boykin Francisco Robles
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      1. Horrific K‏ @Citizen_Kryptik 19 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guys, please. I thought you were supposed to be satire. Stop lifting headlines straight from the news, pls, thank you.

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      1. Melissa Tucker‏ @LifeAutomated1 19 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol. The onion never disappoints

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      1. RedWhite&Shoe‏ @USAMINDJOB 19 Aug 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/nTZv33koRD

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      2. Hector‏ @cachqro 19 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is a childish and immature opinion. liberal media ! fake news !

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      3. TheDarkness‏ @GodKingBlack 19 Aug 2017
        Replying to @cachqro @TheOnion

        Not as childish as the Crybaby in Chief

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      1. Kam‏ @Inspironag 19 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @NianticLabs, the creators of #pokemongo is taking the blame for Confederate statues mess. ppl never knew those statues existed before!

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      1. oma carolina‏ @kanootey 19 Aug 2017
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        can't change history. like saying WW2 didn't happen. putting blinders on doesn't change anything, Get your minds straight people.

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      1. Todor Kolev‏ @flioink 19 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Removing some old statues will just instill more hatred resenment and division.

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      1. Data Fromstartrek‏ @go_csftitans 19 Aug 2017
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        I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally

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      1. phil merker‏ @stuhstuhstutter 19 Aug 2017
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        Take heed

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      1. A full name‏ @truthiseverall 19 Aug 2017
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        Eliminating statues before all true stories are told of these may not be a good idea.

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      1. juan fortheroad‏ @juanfortheroad1 19 Aug 2017
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        Hood would've thought

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      2. Allen‏ @AllenGraphx 19 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        remove the pyramids ,

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      2. Dennis Jack‏ @J4ckD3nn1s 19 Aug 2017
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      3. Dr.Brutananadilewski‏ @ACIDOPHILIUS 19 Aug 2017
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        the quartz watchmakers union

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      2. VerLen and Sydney ♜‏ @Glorygirlone 19 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well,the last thing Trump wants to do is get rid of racism.It's much too close to his heart.

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      1. @CandyLeeNC‏ @CandyLeeNC 20 Aug 2017
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        When will @twitter let you 'laugh' emoticon something?

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