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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Aug 2017

    ‘My Work Here Is Done,’ Smiles Contented Bannon Before Bursting Into Millions Of Spores http://trib.al/Cpz33gJ pic.twitter.com/Gon0oUxG5n

    11:23 AM - 18 Aug 2017
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    187 replies 11,463 retweets 28,730 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        His skin already starting to bubble, newly dismissed Steve Bannon reportedly smiled and said "My work here is done." http://trib.al/JSNVDvr pic.twitter.com/CwhQkOKhnI

        8 replies 160 retweets 665 likes
      3. Tony Meade‏ @tonymeade 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought he would whip out a glowing ball with Sauron's eye in it before he left to report in.

        1 reply 2 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Moai Will Always Love You‏ @containseggs 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I bet @theonion has had this one waiting for months.

        2 replies 3 retweets 174 likes
      3. Mohamed Elfayoumi‏ @Mohamede100 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @containseggs @TheOnion

        Totally worth the wait

        0 replies 1 retweet 66 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Chris B.‏ @JezebelsKeeper 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He whispered, "I will be alt-right everyone. Take care."

        4 replies 8 retweets 85 likes
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      1. Elizabeth Basavaraj‏ @ElizaBlake1968 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought @TheOnion was supposed to be fake news. You're really straying from your mission here.

        1 reply 5 retweets 87 likes
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      1.  🏳️‍🌈 *Hÿpātíå øf Âmëríčå*  🏳️‍🌈‏ @HypatiaAmerica 18 Aug 2017
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        My work here is done! Bannon out!!pic.twitter.com/H7KLRCBf9n

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      1. Yashvir Dalaya‏ @Yashvir 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @HoeZaay

        This is as close to reality as The Onion has even gotten

        0 replies 3 retweets 36 likes
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      1. Translating Fox News‏ @TranslatingFox 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Translating Fox News Retweeted

        https://twitter.com/FoxyUSHistory/status/898604210542985218 …

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      2. Edward Llewelyn‏ @edwardllewelyn 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EmmaKennedy

        Bannon's gone huh?pic.twitter.com/tgEk7RhcE1

        1 reply 5 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Tartan Tony‏ @TartanTony71 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That last smile though...oof...pic.twitter.com/4gCQDZgbFl

        1 reply 1 retweet 48 likes
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      1. spoopy effect ed‏ @thehavenworks 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        After a moment of silence, a confused staffer remarked, "Wait, what did he do again?"

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      1.  🌊warriorbeastmode 🌊‏ @mommawatchdog 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EmmaKennedy

        You're right! Bigger picture.https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/26/robert-mercer-breitbart-war-on-media-steve-bannon-donald-trump-nigel-farage …

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      1. Xica‏ @xica25 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's funny but this...(higher than top secret) an election is 16months away. He wanted this.pic.twitter.com/aI19Gxpkox

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      1. Tiago Leifert‏Verified account @TiagoLeifert 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂

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