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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Aug 2017

    FBI Shuts Down Prominent New ISIS Recruitment Website http://trib.al/QU1ADjF pic.twitter.com/tb7THr7cjB

    9:43 AM - 18 Aug 2017
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      1. Kent Jackson‏ @otrokentavos 18 Aug 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/E82ZrkakFX

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      2. Brendan‏ @brendanvibe 18 Aug 2017
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        Antifa has far more in common with ISIS

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      3. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @brendanvibe @TheOnion

        hahahahaha no

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      1. Washed-up Meme‏ @Zenmaster_Blue 18 Aug 2017
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        @DakotaEarthHorn

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      1. Wayward‏ @WaywardOverlord 18 Aug 2017
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        Goddamn you guys have been on a roll lately

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      1. Angus McRockford‏ @AngusRockford 18 Aug 2017
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        Mueller's actually working on it

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      1. Anna‏ @Anna32516 18 Aug 2017
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        Lol, more like:pic.twitter.com/fdMUU2h10E

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      1. johnny o'sullivan‏ @putlock1 18 Aug 2017
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        I thought that was the white supremacy recruitment website

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      1. Caryn Rickel‏ @chianticonn 18 Aug 2017
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        great work!

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 18 Aug 2017
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        Whoops, thought it was The Inane Clown Posse.

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      1. Reblogger Ocelot‏ @RebloggerOcelot 18 Aug 2017
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        So saying mean words to Muslims recruits for ISIS, but punching Americans you disagree with is supposed to defeat them?

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      1. Chiyo the Ghost‏ @PenguinGod_ 18 Aug 2017
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        Thank you for the quality news

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      1. Arina Malcoba‏ @Arina_malcova 18 Aug 2017
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      1. Michael R Rivers‏ @Mike_Rivers_2kx 18 Aug 2017
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        Tweet Tweet! So THAT explains why my email correspondence to the @POTUS , @realDonaldTrump go unanswered...

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