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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Aug 2017

    How Democrats Plan To Rebrand Their Partypic.twitter.com/U5pgHXbR2F

    5:47 PM - 17 Aug 2017
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    • Ray Anderson Michael Sakowski IndivisiBelle spooky smooscha Colton Hartman Boston Robb 🇺🇸 Jakkal QuirkySquark⚡️
    17 replies 182 retweets 472 likes
      1. Daniel Townsend‏ @danjtownsend 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can't help but feel that whatever the content was, this is more fitting...pic.twitter.com/zKPapm3Y3C

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      1. Crowe Magnon  🇺🇸‏ @Dargon74 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this cracks me up. Wake up Dems, serve your people. Toss your brokers, and Get out the vote.

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      1. Joe Lukas‏ @JosephLukas1776 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion may very well be the best news source in the entire Universe.

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      2. ALF‏ @alf_alfuller6 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rebrand as what? The American Communist Party, or has that been taken already?

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      2. miscellaneous me‏ @Artistatlarge59 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You people are getting more and more desperate aren't you.

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      2. Chris Malucelli‏ @malucellichris1 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have an idea how about not paying protesters and promoting hate crime by antifa and BLM

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      3. certainAMERICANSFORtheirownPROSPERITY‏ @NoMoreCentrists Jul 14
        Replying to @malucellichris1 @TheOnion

        Holy shit, dude. Youve got brain worms.

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      1. Youwantacookie?‏ @No1CookieLady 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow! All that when all they really had to do is stop talking $$ from big business and serve the people.

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      1. vogtsam1‏ @VogtSam1 17 Aug 2017
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        Many a truth is spoken in jest.

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      2. Ana Isabel Mejia Andrade‏ @IToldYouSo13 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Some Democrats just need to grow a pair 😠

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      3. Ana Isabel Mejia Andrade‏ @IToldYouSo13 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @IToldYouSo13 @TheOnion

        Seriously put Hillary Clinton in a sound proof vult under the sea 👏👏👏🙌✌

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      2. certainAMERICANSFORtheirownPROSPERITY‏ @NoMoreCentrists Jul 14
        Replying to @mjoseph0077 @TheOnion

        Um...NO. Its hilarious and has the added bonus of being 100% correct.

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      2. The Ginger  🌹‏ @gingercaddy Jul 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @IPM_Prime

        Eventually progressives will have to take over the title of “democrats” once we take over the party.

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      3. certainAMERICANSFORtheirownPROSPERITY‏ @NoMoreCentrists Jul 14
        Replying to @gingercaddy @TheOnion @IPM_Prime

        Not necessarily. The "brand" is ruined basically forever.

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      4. The Ginger  🌹‏ @gingercaddy Jul 14
        Replying to @NoMoreCentrists @TheOnion @IPM_Prime

        Perhaps once the older generation dies off we can rebrand?

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      5. certainAMERICANSFORtheirownPROSPERITY‏ @NoMoreCentrists Jul 14
        Replying to @gingercaddy @TheOnion @IPM_Prime

        Honestly? At this point, I seriously dont see how starting a new party isnt easier after all the damage that they have inflicted on themselves..?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. certainAMERICANSFORtheirownPROSPERITY‏ @NoMoreCentrists Jul 14
        Replying to @NoMoreCentrists @gingercaddy and

        I mean, I dont really even want any part of the dem party. I have almost nothing in common with them. They dont even actually believe their own BS identity politics anymore.

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      7. certainAMERICANSFORtheirownPROSPERITY‏ @NoMoreCentrists Jul 14
        Replying to @NoMoreCentrists @gingercaddy and

        And as far as economics goes...Jesus!!! Forget it.

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      8. The Ginger  🌹‏ @gingercaddy Jul 14
        Replying to @NoMoreCentrists @TheOnion @IPM_Prime

        For now, the strategy of taking over the Democratic Party makes the most sense to me. Maybe a new party can be formed in the future. I agree that people are inherently... “distrustful/disgusted/disinfranchised” by the Dems. AOC is so refreshing. ❤️her!

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      9. certainAMERICANSFORtheirownPROSPERITY‏ @NoMoreCentrists Jul 14
        Replying to @gingercaddy @TheOnion @IPM_Prime

        certainAMERICANSFORtheirownPROSPERITY Retweeted Daily Mail US

        Have fun with that... https://www.politico.com/amp/story/2018/07/11/bernie-sanders-dnc-superdelegates-710818?__twitter_impression=true …https://twitter.com/DailyMail/status/1016017958085234696?s=19 …

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        Talk emerges that Hillary is plotting her 2020 comeback and prepping to take on Trump a second time https://dailym.ai/2MZskzs 
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