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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Aug 2017

    Mom Wants To Know If You’ll Be Free If She Visits 14 Months From Now http://trib.al/tuHJ4Ws pic.twitter.com/ykdLDPeyJT

    4:58 PM - 17 Aug 2017
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      1. Lara Kjeldsen‏ @BlueSkiesLara 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OMG mooooom for the 8,489th time, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!!!!!1!!! #literallyjusthadthisconversation #forthe8490thtime

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      1. Tracey Gaughran‏ @traceygaughran 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion turns poignant.

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      1. The Teacher Liberation Front (TLF) 🎄 🦄 📚 🏔️‏ @e_rock1980 17 Aug 2017
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        I was going to buy new shoelaces next Fall, sorry mom

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      1. valkyrie‏ @crystarius 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        MY MOM ACTUALLY DID THIS AND THE TIME CAME AROUND LAST WEEK AND SHE CANCELLED ON THE MORNING OF THANKS MOM

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      1. Mattysiri‏ @MattDC06 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        @madgalsiri

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      1. JPo‏ @JPo12 18 Aug 2017
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        Sorry, that's when I'm having elective surgery.

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      1. Angie Sunderland‏ @angie_pelaccio 18 Aug 2017
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        @NickPelaccio 😂😂👍🏼

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      1. Kathy Berrick‏ @berrick_kathy 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ohhhhhh Yeahhhhhh

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      1. Dave Van Duzer‏ @DaveVDuzer 17 Aug 2017
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        no i will probably be in rehab

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      1. 45th President Mike Woodburn‏ @MwforU 17 Aug 2017
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        Is that when some other family member is getting out of. QUITTER VILLE Only cure for me is LISA FISHER then Now Forever Amen

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      1. ViriDiana Perez‏ @Viridia46483835 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Yes, yes, yes yes yes yes 😊😊😊😊😊

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      1. Glynn Kaplan‏ @gkap8 17 Aug 2017
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        @alirosemann this is tony

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      1. ViriDiana Perez‏ @Viridia46483835 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        I always be free for Daddy only 💋✌️

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      2. batsforspook‏ @pilotforhigh 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @idkmentel Us and dad in a few years lol

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      3. alyssa lol‏ @a1yssacampagna 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @pilotforhigh @TheOnion

        UR RIGHT LMAO

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      1. gary gray‏ @Thumpergood Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn right i will !

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      1. Crap Mouth‏ @crapmymouthsaid 22 Aug 2017
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        I'm busy that week.

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      1. Amy Cherette‏ @amyche9 19 Aug 2017
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        Haha this is totally mom and she's like "I understand if you're not free"

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      1. Rita Maneata‏ @RitaManeata 18 Aug 2017
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        My mom is welcome anytime. She's visited once since I moved.

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