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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Aug 2017

    Nation Rallies Around Ronald McDonald Statue That Embodies Country’s True Heritage http://trib.al/TMtbizC pic.twitter.com/O0N4UM37u8

    12:24 PM - 17 Aug 2017
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    134 replies 6,019 retweets 12,488 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Demonstrators at a McDonald’s PlayPlace locked arms in a circle around the Ronald McDonald statue. http://trib.al/ox1WGKD pic.twitter.com/l35jfRg4xU

        11 replies 397 retweets 1,046 likes
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      2. David Slack‏Verified account @slack2thefuture 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JBomb11

        Tell the truth about who he really was.pic.twitter.com/mz0Tm9ElfC

        7 replies 18 retweets 122 likes
      3. Jenna Mullins‏Verified account @JBomb11 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @slack2thefuture @TheOnion

        okay but there was violence on both sides

        2 replies 2 retweets 49 likes
      4. Thervan‏ @Azkire 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @JBomb11 @slack2thefuture @TheOnion

        Clearly the young person drew his it by wearing those colors

        0 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
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      2. Renegade Cowboy  ⚓️‏ @Rene_gadeCowboy 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No actually Ronald might be a sexual predatorpic.twitter.com/tgZLDmLT4x

        5 replies 8 retweets 33 likes
      3. Adjectiveless HadrasVorshoth‏ @HadrasVorshoth 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Rene_gadeCowboy @TheOnion

        Clearly she tripped. And he's surprised. Besides, she was dressed provocatively. Somethinh something excuse excuse

        3 replies 3 retweets 24 likes
      4. Renegade Cowboy  ⚓️‏ @Rene_gadeCowboy 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @HadrasVorshoth @TheOnion

        Lol

        0 replies 2 retweets 1 like
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      2. Columbus Neon  🌐‏ @ColumbusNeon 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least Ronald McDonald didnt lead a treasonous army to fight the USA just to keep slaves. #ImLovingIt

        6 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
      3. HC SVNT DRACONES‏ @TheDudeWarnedUs 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @ColumbusNeon @TheOnion

        Nope. They enslaved us to the McRib

        1 reply 1 retweet 32 likes
      4. Columbus Neon  🌐‏ @ColumbusNeon 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheDudeWarnedUs @TheOnion

        Bad, very bad. But not confederacy bad.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. HC SVNT DRACONES‏ @TheDudeWarnedUs 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @ColumbusNeon @TheOnion

        I don't know. McDonalds is the number one killer of minorities, but then again, it's a choice.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      6. Addicted2Facialing‏ @Kaethulhu 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheDudeWarnedUs @ColumbusNeon @TheOnion

        I'm lovin it

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Renegade Cowboy  ⚓️‏ @Rene_gadeCowboy 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like Ronald's a bad boypic.twitter.com/VH2CssgurX

        1 reply 2 retweets 5 likes
      3. DesertWolfPS‏ @DesertWolfPS 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Rene_gadeCowboy @TheOnion

        Trump's statue

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Renegade Cowboy  ⚓️‏ @Rene_gadeCowboy 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @DesertWolfPS @TheOnion

        lol sure could be

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Gregory Grueninger‏ @navy80to04 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @statismiscancer @TheOnion @PoppertheCat

        What's next after the statue, spoons ?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      4. Popper‏ @PoppertheCat 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @statismiscancer @navy80to04 @TheOnion

        Scales should bear the WEIGHT of the responsibility.pic.twitter.com/4F7gMdhnGf

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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