But I'm reading The Onion.
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Ahh, nothing like a healthy dose of immediate stoppage!pic.twitter.com/Mt72nfIChM
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Ok then health experts... *Throws away Kale smoothie and abandons yoga.
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Awesome, no work today...plse call my boss and tell him. I will need a note as well.
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Why am I not surprised twitter is bad for your health
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Which reminds me of this classic from the fine folks at "Almost Live!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02opWiAWNbU …
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And if you're NOT doing anything, you should stop that too, you sedentary slug!
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I agree. Stop doing what you are doing and start thinking!
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No! Im almost there
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I am eating breakfast right now. What should I do?

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Nice shot at pharmaceuticals.
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but im doing nothing right now, so will i die if i stop doing nothing?
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Done.
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