Oh damn @TheOnion how do you just reach into my emotionally damaged past like that?
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Sliding screen door fell out...picked up...slammed against the concrete numerous times..history.
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Our song is a slamin' screen door!
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At least they didn't take it out on the kids
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So mean.
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Thanks, I needed that break in my feed.
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