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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Aug 2017

    Panicked John Kelly Ushers Half-Naked Trump Away From Podium As President Shouts Support For Eugenics http://trib.al/XowQVuK pic.twitter.com/ResFUyjf46

    12:25 PM - 16 Aug 2017
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    161 replies 2,750 retweets 7,147 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Stephanie Schaefer‏ @stephschaefer11 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm afraid you're becoming prophetic rather than satirical.

        1 reply 10 retweets 216 likes
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      1.  👻 🎃 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! RUNNN!  🕸️ 👹‏ @aaronmhill 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This must really be like an arms race for you all to come up with headlines that are actually outrageous enough to be satirical, eh?

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      1. May We All Rise  🏳️‍🌈 ✊‏ @MayWeAllRise 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dude, this shit may prove to be a prophecy!

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      1. Yield2Yetis‏ @yield2yetis 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @jarengine @TheOnion

        Not yet.

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      2. R.L. Nave‏ @rlnave 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SlabbedNewMedia

        FYI @ayewolfe

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      3. Anna Wolfe‏Verified account @ayewolfe 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @rlnave @TheOnion @SlabbedNewMedia

        Was literally talking about this yesterday.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. R.L. Nave‏ @rlnave 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @ayewolfe @TheOnion @SlabbedNewMedia

        Slabbed, The Onion, Eugenics or all three (in which case PM me)

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Jan Doran‏ @janadoran 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @allahpundit

        I cannot UNSEE this.... it's liked burnt into my eyes......... but it did make me giggle

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      1. Pete the NEET  🌹‏ @FungeonMaster1 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This will happen in the next 2 weeks.

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      1. Salt & Pepper‏ @MrErikJ 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump looks like he's been working out with @RealAlexJones

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      1. Salvatore G Conte‏ @salvoconte1987 16 Aug 2017
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        This should not be as believable as it is!

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      1. Consistent Voter‏ @jt_mencken 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sure it's not just another Trump brand suit? they are the bestliest #emperorwearsnoclothes

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      2. Aaron‏ @AaronOzWhatevs 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not to shame, but I think the graphic designer is being a a bit generous with that bod.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. LK  ☕️‏ @Corvid1031 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @AaronOzWhatevs @TheOnion

        Yes indeed. I think we are missing a few buckets of KFC in the physique.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Matthew W.‏ @CrowsFault 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You do know he actually is a big believer in eugenics, right? At least as it applies to his own self-proclaimed genetic superiority.

        2 replies 1 retweet 15 likes
      3. Cℝ 🅰m_Daw🅶‏ @DereckCram 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @CrowsFault @TheOnion

        Yes, but his daughter is married to a Jew, making his grandkids Jewish. But, sure, maybe he wants the planet all to himself.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Matthew W.‏ @CrowsFault 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @DereckCram @TheOnion

        I suspect with him, he considers his kids and grandkids just extensions of himself.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Cℝ 🅰m_Daw🅶‏ @DereckCram 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @CrowsFault @TheOnion

        With better hair.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Matthew W.‏ @CrowsFault 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @DereckCram @TheOnion

        That's not much of an accomplishment. A kiwi bird has better hair.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Cℝ 🅰m_Daw🅶‏ @DereckCram 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @CrowsFault @TheOnion

        His hair genes aren't very sophisticated for sure. A good part of his brain must be bad hair.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. End of conversation

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