I'm afraid you're becoming prophetic rather than satirical.
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This must really be like an arms race for you all to come up with headlines that are actually outrageous enough to be satirical, eh?
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Dude, this shit may prove to be a prophecy!
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Not yet.
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Was literally talking about this yesterday.
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Slabbed, The Onion, Eugenics or all three (in which case PM me)
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I cannot UNSEE this.... it's liked burnt into my eyes......... but it did make me giggle
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This will happen in the next 2 weeks.
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Trump looks like he's been working out with
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This should not be as believable as it is!
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sure it's not just another Trump brand suit? they are the bestliest
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Not to shame, but I think the graphic designer is being a a bit generous with that bod.
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Yes indeed. I think we are missing a few buckets of KFC in the physique.
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You do know he actually is a big believer in eugenics, right? At least as it applies to his own self-proclaimed genetic superiority.
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Yes, but his daughter is married to a Jew, making his grandkids Jewish. But, sure, maybe he wants the planet all to himself.
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I suspect with him, he considers his kids and grandkids just extensions of himself.
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With better hair.
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That's not much of an accomplishment. A kiwi bird has better hair.
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His hair genes aren't very sophisticated for sure. A good part of his brain must be bad hair.
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