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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Aug 2017

    Area Man Will Be Judge Of Whether Woman Actually True Baseball Fan http://trib.al/pobp00Z pic.twitter.com/HT7WYMuzY6

    10:34 AM - 16 Aug 2017
    • 841 Retweets
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    • Will Hailey frankie. Klovar woke up an optimist kara strong Kasey PhillMo Paul Hartwell Aarti R.
    35 replies 841 retweets 2,649 likes
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      2. Christopher Wiley‏ @Ponycake 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Name five of the @Cubs albums. I bet you can't."

        1 reply 1 retweet 40 likes
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      2. Kevin‏ @kevindamp 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @taylorklong sound familiar?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Taylor Long‏ @taylorklong 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @kevindamp @TheOnion

        Yeah, not sure why this is on the Onion tbh, because it's toooooo real.

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      1. Andrew Seaton‏ @_DrunkViking 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait, this is a satire article?

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      2. Kate Warming‏ @KatWarming 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @keotaboy but what if a woman got away with being a casual fan of something you like??? What then?!?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. John Keota‏ @keotaboy 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @KatWarming

        My masculinity would wither away and life would lose all meaning.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Kate Warming‏ @KatWarming 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @keotaboy

        That's exactly right

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Katie Styles‏ @katecbjshepherd 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @robinsonjim11 when I tell them I love hockey and then have to write an essay on how to play to prove I'm not just here for da boys

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      1. JB‏ @JustBaseball25 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm the "area man" Tweet me if you need approval

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      2. Uyen P‏ @pneyu 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        !!! @ms_why

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      3. evonne moritz‏ @ms_why 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @pneyu @TheOnion

        i'll bet his mom is a true baseball fan

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Torrey Hart‏ @torreyhart 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @teckertfong

        too real

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      1. Joe Hirsch‏ @jhirsch1323 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @lexi_sands sounds awfully familiar

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      1. Roger‏ @rog3r_d 16 Aug 2017
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        cc @thatgirlondeck @goldgiraffes

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      1. Sherry Fox‏ @sherry57 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @octonion

        My EX-husband literally said this to me. Dropped him, kept the #Phillies

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      1. Շђє D✭LL✭S D✭PiFɆɌ‏ @fanofsport4u 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SteampunkMuppet

        #savetheclick she's not.

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      1. Moving On‏ @Moving_On_NY 16 Aug 2017
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        All women are ultimately judged by a manpic.twitter.com/aPNOutJBT4

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