The Onion just literally became real news. Holy shit.
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This is why The Onion can't schedule tweets. This shit has turned into reality.
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So The Onion is just straight covering the news now?
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When you can't make this shit up anymore, where do you go?
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Hard to say. We've already passed rock bottom.
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You're supposed to be satire
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The world is a satire. How do you satirize satire?
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Wait.... he actually did that, so
#nottheonion. But then this is the Onion. This is some Quantum Superposition fuckery. -
The entire Trump administration has been quantum fuckery... or spooky action in close proximity.
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Ever wonder if there is a dark parallel universe? It was us all along.
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It felt like we were in the positive universe with
@BarackObama at the helm.
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You know, Onion, at this point you can sneakily just change your concept entirely and just tell the truth and nobody would be the wiser.
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the Onion goes Quibbler ...
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It's a remarkable day in history where you LITERARY can't make this shit up.
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I read this out loud and screamed the word literary and honestly it felt better anyways
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Auto correct is a bitch on caps lmao!
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