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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Aug 2017

    Trump Blasts Critics Who Judge Neo-Nazi Groups By Most Extreme Members http://trib.al/AF1MZPt pic.twitter.com/twAkBRtubO

    4:16 PM - 15 Aug 2017
    • 4,071 Retweets
    • 9,320 Likes
    • baja kim Infinity Jones Yigal Kogan Jen maria milagros yall got laptops GodEmpressBiglyHands Nada Neoliberal Luke
    357 replies 4,071 retweets 9,320 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. William LeGate‏Verified account @williamlegate 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion just literally became real news. Holy shit.

        4 replies 226 retweets 2,086 likes
      3. William LeGate‏Verified account @williamlegate 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @williamlegate @TheOnion

        This is why The Onion can't schedule tweets. This shit has turned into reality.

        1 reply 50 retweets 739 likes
      4. 1 more reply
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      2. Joel A. L. Thomas‏ @AnAmericanRiver 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So The Onion is just straight covering the news now?

        2 replies 28 retweets 499 likes
      3.  🌈 Charlotte Grubbs is registered to vote  🌊‏ @literary_lottie 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @AnAmericanRiver @TheOnion

        When you can't make this shit up anymore, where do you go?

        2 replies 7 retweets 270 likes
      4. Joel A. L. Thomas‏ @AnAmericanRiver 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @literary_lottie @TheOnion

        Hard to say. We've already passed rock bottom.

        1 reply 2 retweets 73 likes
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      2. Joe Garrity‏ @disciplesJerry 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You're supposed to be satire

        6 replies 102 retweets 2,336 likes
      3. Jason #NeverAgain‏ @ancatdubh2 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @disciplesJerry @TheOnion

        The world is a satire. How do you satirize satire?

        10 replies 51 retweets 981 likes
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      2. Nick Gorton MD 🏳️‍🌈‏ @RNickGorton 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait.... he actually did that, so #nottheonion. But then this is the Onion. This is some Quantum Superposition fuckery.

        7 replies 29 retweets 412 likes
      3. The Texas Resistance‏ @ProgressiveTex 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @RNickGorton @TheOnion

        The entire Trump administration has been quantum fuckery... or spooky action in close proximity.

        1 reply 4 retweets 98 likes
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      5. Chad Wigmore‏ @ChadWigmore 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @luushanah @ProgressiveTex and

        Ever wonder if there is a dark parallel universe? It was us all along.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      6. The Texas Resistance‏ @ProgressiveTex 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @ChadWigmore @luushanah and

        It felt like we were in the positive universe with @BarackObama at the helm.

        0 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
      7. End of conversation
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      2. Ingeborg  ⭐️‏ @IngeborgRakvag 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MaraWilson

        You know, Onion, at this point you can sneakily just change your concept entirely and just tell the truth and nobody would be the wiser.

        1 reply 8 retweets 143 likes
      3. Kim‏ @kiminoa_seattle 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @IngeborgRakvag @TheOnion @MaraWilson

        the Onion goes Quibbler ...

        2 replies 4 retweets 75 likes
      4. Ingeborg  ⭐️‏ @IngeborgRakvag 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @kiminoa_seattle @TheOnion @MaraWilson

        pic.twitter.com/tMLlgejRYt

        0 replies 1 retweet 59 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Black Gold ⚜️Texas Tea‏ @Sainttea12 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's a remarkable day in history where you LITERARY can't make this shit up.

        3 replies 22 retweets 329 likes
      3. Fasika Addis‏ @addis_fasika 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Sainttea12 @TheOnion

        I read this out loud and screamed the word literary and honestly it felt better anyways

        1 reply 4 retweets 101 likes
      4. Black Gold ⚜️Texas Tea‏ @Sainttea12 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @addis_fasika @TheOnion

        Auto correct is a bitch on caps lmao!

        1 reply 0 retweets 45 likes
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