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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Aug 2017

    Trump Warns Removing Confederate Statues Could Be Slippery Slope To Eliminating Racism Entirely http://trib.al/FC1WD6e pic.twitter.com/iMgV9txwlE

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      1. New conversation
      2. Jenny Morgan‏ @Corsayr 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait I thought the Onion was supposed to make things up, not report real news.

        7 replies 22 retweets 328 likes
      3. G. from NYC‏ @gbond 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Corsayr @TheOnion

        2017 is opposite year. Real new turns into fake. Onion becomes real.

        1 reply 10 retweets 92 likes
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      1. Pierre Martin‏ @pmartin_UdeM 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does The Onion have a reporter in the WH pool? If not, get them a spot right now!

        0 replies 5 retweets 58 likes
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      1. MikeD‏ @URDamnedSkippy 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fixed.pic.twitter.com/Ax3r481l5o

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      2. maiz‏ @maisydiaz 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i thought this was real

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Michele M.P.‏ @michele_pickens 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @maisydiaz @TheOnion

        Satire, but all satire had a grain of truth.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. Chocodile‏ @chuckbarnesjr 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Where does it end?"

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Jordon Kelly‏ @_Jordonkelly 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @chuckbarnesjr @TheOnion

        It's doesn't till he's gone

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Chocodile‏ @chuckbarnesjr 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @_Jordonkelly @TheOnion

        They need to hurrup.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. 84Music1‏ @84Music1 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dammit onion, I know this is a joke but now trump has his next idea to run with. U kno he doesn't understand sarcasm.

        1 reply 1 retweet 20 likes
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      2. god scar nam‏ @GirouxMcIsaak 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Credit @DVSblast and give him money and also a gyro

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
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      2. Zoe Myers‏ @ZoeMeowers 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who else is looking for the comments of believers 🙏🏻

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. Ctl+Alt+Denise‏ @SashPointO 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @cdirksen

        If Andrew Jackson could've just prevented the Civil War like Trump said, we wouldnt be debating the need for Robert E. Lee statues.

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      2. Geri Something‏ @GeriSomething 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @brokennews101 @TheOnion

        #Winning!

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      3. Exen with the Big Dork Energy‏ @exentrik137 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @GeriSomething @TheOnion

        At this point, I literally, seriously believe he would lose that exact poll.

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