Wait I thought the Onion was supposed to make things up, not report real news.
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2017 is opposite year. Real new turns into fake. Onion becomes real.
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Does The Onion have a reporter in the WH pool? If not, get them a spot right now!
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i thought this was real
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Satire, but all satire had a grain of truth.
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"Where does it end?"
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It's doesn't till he's gone
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They need to hurrup.
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Dammit onion, I know this is a joke but now trump has his next idea to run with. U kno he doesn't understand sarcasm.
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Who else is looking for the comments of believers

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If Andrew Jackson could've just prevented the Civil War like Trump said, we wouldnt be debating the need for Robert E. Lee statues.
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At this point, I literally, seriously believe he would lose that exact poll.
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