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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Aug 2017

    Trump: ‘There Is Hatred On Both Sides Of My Heart’ http://trib.al/AUvfven pic.twitter.com/Zc9ygtt5hW

    3:51 PM - 15 Aug 2017
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      1.  🌈 🤷🏼‍♀️ 👩🏼‍🎤 WeNdY LaDy S. pUmPkInS  ☕️ 🦄 🧡 👻 🎃‏ @NerdRage42 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #FAKENEWS! Stop buying into CNN lies!! He has no heart.

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      1. Captain Morgan‏ @DestenMorgan 15 Aug 2017
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        It must be real a struggle to make these events sound more absurd than they are. Lol

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      1. Harry A. Heinz‏ @HarryAHeinz1 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm surprised onion writers don't go the sleep weeping due to the fact that the world keeps trying to one up them.

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      1. hexdie‏ @hexdie 15 Aug 2017
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        Of course, the most surprising and newsworthy thing about that statement is that he has a heart at all.

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      1. slosifl‏ @slosifl 15 Aug 2017
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        Worms don't have hearts, just a few specialized blood vessels.

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      1. Dewey, Cheatem & Howe‏ @dbiibd 15 Aug 2017
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        His heart is two sizes too small.

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      1. nikatnyte‏ @nikatnyte 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @WhitfordBradley

        I doubt whether he even has a heart, let alone with two sides.

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      1. Art Or Not Art‏ @artdecider 15 Aug 2017
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        Art.

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      1. April #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica‏ @April_Sassy 15 Aug 2017
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        Trump has a heart?!

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      1. Vanessa Angell‏ @VaAngell 15 Aug 2017
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        He doesn't have a heart

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      1. Richard O’Brien‏ @robrien001 15 Aug 2017
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        Top, bottom, and inside too...

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      1. Daren Slee‏ @dangerasleep 15 Aug 2017
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        and brain

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      1. Michael R Rivers‏ @Mike_Rivers_2kx 15 Aug 2017
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        Tweet Tweet! Trump has a HEART!? Where is your source on that, Onion?

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      1. €ricÏdlefan‏ @DrColinfan 15 Aug 2017
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        What, the inside and the outside?

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      1. Ian Gardner‏ @iandoogie 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And in both of his chins

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      1. AnaisNinja  🌊‏ @Ennuigo1 15 Aug 2017
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        🎵 from both sides nowpic.twitter.com/N55YPhiWDQ

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      1. Laura Marie Heuchan‏ @lauramheuchan 16 Aug 2017
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        This is not very funny because it is true.

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      1. Bob Sato‏ @BobBsat1 16 Aug 2017
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        What heart?

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