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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Aug 2017

    What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism? http://trib.al/idI1Sk9 pic.twitter.com/MsAPNWeGTd

    2:14 PM - 15 Aug 2017
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group. http://trib.al/8SvgJLc pic.twitter.com/hZ1a8JjbNq

        6 replies 35 retweets 130 likes
      3. Aaron James‏ @aarmicjam 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Quote of the day: "Trump has been consistently in favor of Confederate statues despite a historical antipathy toward losers."

        0 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
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      1. Melvine Observer‏ @melvine 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Trump has been consistently in favor of Confederate statues despite a historical antipathy toward losers." lol very good

        0 replies 3 retweets 31 likes
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      1. Tiffany‏ @TiffanyMond 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When Satire becomes truth.

        0 replies 4 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Toni‏ @tbawlz 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When an Onion headline could easily be used in an actual article, it's both terrifying and not as shocking as of lately

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      1. Maddie McLennon‏ @maddiemclegend 15 Aug 2017
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        This is genius.

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      1. John‏ @NewDayDawning18 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like a Frankenstein movie but instead of going after Frankenstein they are going after human rights, civil rights, oppose EVIL!!!

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      1. Tim Waggoner‏ @waggoner_tim 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        None. Fake news.

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      1. : /‏ @Real___Eric 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump is going to start branding tiki torches for the alt-right.

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      2. L.G.‏ @luvnwngs 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just giving the idiots their freedom of speech and the right to demonstrate like all the others; women's march, BLM, LGBTQ, atheists etc.

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      3. L.G.‏ @luvnwngs 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @luvnwngs @TheOnion

        Freedom is for everyone. It is not selective.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Charles Anderson‏ @GCFSCharlesA 17 Aug 2017
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        None that I can see.

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      1. Tom‏ @Tom36785218 16 Aug 2017
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        None

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      1. Frank Redburn‏ @fredburn01 16 Aug 2017
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        He has stock in Tiki torches.

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      1. RG‏ @rssglbrt 16 Aug 2017
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        winners...?

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      1. the.effing.librarian‏ @effinglibrarian 16 Aug 2017
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        "None come to mind." sometimes you outdo yourselves.

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      1. Michael Shaddiv‏ @shaddiv 16 Aug 2017
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        Russia

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      1. VPC productions‏ @paucol 16 Aug 2017
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        what have the Nazis done with the pink flamingos??

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