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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Aug 2017

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/Pd0a1o6OLK

    3:57 PM - 14 Aug 2017
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    28 replies 339 retweets 823 likes
      1. Tony Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis‏ @trochon 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Before that all we had was Dungeons and Dragons

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      2. Chase Foster‏ @chafos 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @unjuke8

        You guys are supposed to stick to satire.

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      3. 𝕊𝕋𝔸𝕐 𝕋𝕌ℕ𝔼𝔻‏ @unjuke8 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @chafos @TheOnion

        Wha...? Hmmm...pic.twitter.com/ogpAFS9v7m

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      1. Leslie Whicher‏ @patinaandcompan 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It all makes sense now.

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      1. maril‏ @toxittie 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cite your source

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      1. MaryM47‏ @MaryM47 14 Aug 2017
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        Why is it taking so long?

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      1. Billy Clarke‏ @bristolpines 14 Aug 2017
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        @Waddams

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      1. Su O'Brien‏ @CapnPookie 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Progeny from this failed social experiment will now be eliminated. Please gather in #charlotteville. BYO chinos/polo top. Sheet optional.

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      1. Sherlocks_Companion‏ @Bongz_Msomi 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now i know.

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      1. Pancho Eekels  🌊‏ @Eekels 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @therealcliffyb

        That backfired haha.

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      1. David Stout‏ @DStoutfellow 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Like living in your parents' basement in your 30s?

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      1. Leslie Whicher‏ @patinaandcompan 15 Aug 2017
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        !!!! It all makes sense now!

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      1. Indivisual‏ @delivrex 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @therealcliffyb

        Derp.

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      1. The Weeaboo Slayer‏ @_weeabooslayer_ 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Its said that the reason there are sex appeals in games because most people who play games are lonely. I might be one of them

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      1. Deixar-pra là jusqu'à la mort クポ❢ | EdJay‏ @Tarcil 14 Aug 2017
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        😬😳🙄🙄🤪😅😅😅😅🤨🤨😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

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      1. Peter Rabitt‏ @P_Rabitt 14 Aug 2017
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        Funny. I've bred like a rabbit while playing CoD.

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