You know what's really scary, The Onion headlines are getting closer and closer to the truth.
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oh, you mean a Congressman.
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Taking action on racial violence by just like being cool with people no matter what they look like and avoiding violence.
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The line dividing reality from parody is getting hard to find.
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In the meantime, he says he contributes to his community by offering thoughts and prayers
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have to give credit, the onion is absolutely crushing it on a - suspiciously? - prompt timetable
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But he 'likes' all the right tweets and posted a totally scathing blog...
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This isn't fake, it's real
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When I first heard DT on Saturday, I thought he was on
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Too freaking real.
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It's going to take a little longer than that before we're all a nice, light brown colour.
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You fools do realize that
@TheOnion is a parody account right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Care to comment
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Oh no, it's too real....
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As usual,
@TheOnion speaks truth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Best. Story. Ever!!!
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Oh gaaaaawd.
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