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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Aug 2017

    Nervous Steve Bannon Binge-Eats Entire Class Of Interns Amid Calls For Removal http://trib.al/cZsywQG pic.twitter.com/wiFClQkIc3

    11:29 AM - 14 Aug 2017
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    87 replies 691 retweets 2,390 likes
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      2. david matthews‏ @davidm1108 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @svuceline

        Racism ages you: this dude is younger than Iggy Pop.

        1 reply 2 retweets 27 likes
      3. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @davidm1108 @TheOnion @svuceline

        well said, it rots you from the inside out

        1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
      4. s.‏ @RusselCrowsFeet 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @FreestyleWild @davidm1108 and

        Wtf, really?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @RusselCrowsFeet @davidm1108 and

        Yep! He looks like his morning cereal is a bowl of skin tags

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      6. s.‏ @RusselCrowsFeet 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @FreestyleWild @davidm1108 and

        pic.twitter.com/oxe1XPlvzd

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      7. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @RusselCrowsFeet @davidm1108 and

        😂😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Hero of None‏ @heroofnone 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hate makes you look old? Where have I seen this before...pic.twitter.com/2EIvKLYgvs

        1 reply 2 retweets 18 likes
      3. Hero of None‏ @heroofnone 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @heroofnone @TheOnion

        Oh shit, fire Bannon before he develops force powers.pic.twitter.com/AKdHkZeG2c

        0 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
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      1. Tigrikorn  🐯 🦄 ✨ 🌈‏ @odouglasj 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bannon looks like what I imagine Dorian Gray would look like if no one had painted an enchanted portrait of him.

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      2. MJ‏ @Meldisny 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He has like....blood on his collar. Dear god, neck herpes???pic.twitter.com/7K5HvYs1wg

        3 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      2. Stephen Rodgers‏ @Steve_Rodgers 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @meadea

        Bleeding from his ... wherever.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. amanda meade‏Verified account @meadea 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Steve_Rodgers @TheOnion

        Look at his shirt! Gross

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Stephen Rodgers‏ @Steve_Rodgers 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @meadea @TheOnion

        Not good. I don't think he should be buying any green bananas.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Amanda Bowen‏ @AmandaTMT 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is he actually decomposing while still alive?

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Rik‏ @thoughtcat 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He looks as festering as one of his own opinions.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Washed-up Meme‏ @Zenmaster_Blue 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DakotaEarthHorn

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      1. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        jesus, look at those scabs

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      1. Eduard Vaykher‏ @freelight97 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope this man suffers public humiliation as he slowly succumbs to his alcoholism.

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