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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Aug 2017

    Report: Most Americans Now Getting Their News While Peeking Out Between Fingers http://trib.al/Qb9xHYJ pic.twitter.com/xshC67NXJt

    8:03 AM - 14 Aug 2017
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    27 replies 1,526 retweets 3,108 likes
      1. Jason Harris‏ @parkingwarrior 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sadly this could be a TRUE headline in any paper today!

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      1.  🦄WarPwnie‏ @WarPwnie 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @briankrebs

        That's not satire that's true! How can we trust our actual fake media to be fake now? What has this world come to?

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      2. Paul Kleiman  🇪🇺‏ @DrPaulKleiman 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @katebevan

        I've been doing ever since I joined Twitter!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Kate Bevan‏Verified account @katebevan 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @DrPaulKleiman @TheOnion

        oh god, me too: it's wake up, look at Twitter in panic ...

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      1. Susan Oh‏ @figdment 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @theonion you make me lol & cry

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      1. Ivain‏ @PeliOptic 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @briankrebs

        Aren't you guys supposed to be generally FAKE news for sake of amusement? This is getting too real, stop it...

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      1. 2hungry 2talk‏ @kelseyfinlayson 14 Aug 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/56LUulT0FT

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      1. Jersey D'Evil‏ @NJDevilNYGuy 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @gewt

        Ha! Fake news! I do it while peeking from under my blanket.

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      1. Greg Adams‏ @gladamsU2 14 Aug 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/rEodObSwY9

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      1. tanyia‏ @tanyia 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad but true 🙃

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      1.  🗳schatz‏ @schatz_rashad 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i get that you're a satire publication, but this is closer to truth than you think... 😂

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      2. Iris Pereyra‏ @irisper01 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Betsy_AJ

        So true, every day I am scared to go online for fear of what I might find.

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      1. ginny ivanovic‏ @cookie524 16 Aug 2017
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        This is spot on and so very crazy and scary!

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      1. Beebee‏ @Beelunabee 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @arleenzank

        @arleenzank WORD

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      1. Natalie Talis‏ @Natalie_Talis 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        News subscriptions should come with an airsick bag.

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      1.  🇺🇸 𝔾𝕠𝕕𝕫𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒𝔽𝕖𝕖𝕥‏ @GodzillaFeet 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL! Hilarious and true!

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      1. Zombie Abe  💀 Vote Early, Vote Often‏ @RevGreeblie 14 Aug 2017
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        Works for me...

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      1. Alexander Biebricher‏ @alexbiebricher 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish you all the best in the world over there. #thiscommentisnotsatire

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      1. Mike Russell‏ @baldy1004 14 Aug 2017
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        The horror! The horror!

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