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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Aug 2017

    Local Dipshit Planning On Fighting Trump Administration Through Art http://trib.al/2vrJoaF pic.twitter.com/SxRfYDSCUP

    7:53 PM - 13 Aug 2017
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    61 replies 1,095 retweets 4,018 likes
      1. Dard Hunter‏ @DardHunter1 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's a thorny issue, & kidding aside, I attended an art show where an artist featured exactly this. It was so bad that it missed the mark.

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      2. MoistAglet‏ @Mason1212010 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        Laugh all you want art has always played some part in history.... maybe only a small part but a part none the less.

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      1. y‏ @china_china216 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion more reliable than @CNN

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      2.  ❌BanDemocrats‏ @XonerateAssange 13 Aug 2017
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        He shouldn't quit his day job cooking meth.

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      3. Mark Lanfear‏ @MarkLanfear4 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @XonerateAssange @TheOnion

        I bet he DOSE dishes at applebees

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      1. Alexandra‏ @Alexand69767428 13 Aug 2017
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        @benshapiro The art isn't even that good....said my 9 year old daughter

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      1. Chris Marrin‏ @chris_marrin 13 Aug 2017
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        Unfair because in the pitch meeting I would have started laughing at the headline after the first two words

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      1. Jim Rivera‏ @cjimtweet 13 Aug 2017
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        Made from his and his cats dung

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      1. Kim‏ @KimBerzLee_ 14 Aug 2017
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        When The Onion becomes the most reliable news source in America..

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      1. William Granger‏ @BillyHockey 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @AVWout

        No such thing as bad publicity! I'm sure the artist appreciates the attention.

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      1. 17thCenturyShytePost‏ @17cShyteposter 13 Aug 2017
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        What the hell, is the Onion finally getting funny again?

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      2. Craig Rzonca‏ @craig_rzonca 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        Replace that with a image of Obama and it would be completely accurate.

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      3. Trellame‏ @dontpanicguide4 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @craig_rzonca @TheOnion @benshapiro

        I found the nazi!

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