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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Aug 2017

    Local Man Thinking About Becoming Asshole http://trib.al/mxArT4P pic.twitter.com/cSHJal9ynj

    5:47 PM - 13 Aug 2017
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    46 replies 470 retweets 1,599 likes
      1. Harry Seth‏ @HarryMeites 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Must be reading "Art of The Deal" to get inspired!

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      1. Myrish Swamp‏ @roseate6 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Has he considered Nazism?

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      1. EchoMike57‏ @LongWalker2014 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump voter?

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      1. Zachariah‏ @Mikerochip_1 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hear Trump is running out of assholes to appoint. You have to be dedicated tho.

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      1. Michael Dearing‏ @mcgd 13 Aug 2017
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        Move to Silicon Valley (Atherton) and you will fit right in -https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/12/style/steve-hilton-fox-news-silicon-valley-populist-pundit.html?_r=0 …

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      1. Frank  🏕 🎣‏ @fartydad 13 Aug 2017
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        Shouldn't he have a white polo on?

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      2. David Law‏ @davidkeithlaw 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        all he needs is a tiki torch and a ticket to Virginia

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      2. CalBeach‏ @CalBeach 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I guess the kitchen is a good starting place.

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      1. Zach McCaffree‏ @slayer_sundays 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it's ok to not post when you've run out of ideas

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      1. JSeattle‏ @JmeSeattle 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        for a more unrealistic story, the headline should read, "a local man thinking of becoming a decent human".

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      1. bdowney‏ @superblackhole 13 Aug 2017
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        join the alt-right movement.

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      1. we wondered why not?‏ @TyMurphy19 13 Aug 2017
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        As a casting director at central casting We are always looking for types Lately we've recieved many calls for asshole types Now we get it

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      1. Citizen of Idiocracy‏ @iMoorachi 13 Aug 2017
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        I wonder if this what the Whitehouse cast is trying to emulate

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      1. julie stein‏ @thejuliestein 13 Aug 2017
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        It's obviously catching

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      1. Celecia‏ @Celecia_ 15 Aug 2017
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        You can do it! I believe in you!

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      1. KRand‏ @Krand18 14 Aug 2017
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        You need to work on your assholish expression. Try to be believable.

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