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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Aug 2017

    Redbox Debuts New Touchscreen In Back Of Kiosk For Pornographic Features http://trib.al/4khherO pic.twitter.com/r6fbiCslSl

    2:38 PM - 13 Aug 2017
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      1. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pls redbox dont add a gloryhole on that machine.

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      1. UncleJRW‏ @UncleJRW 13 Aug 2017
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        Pink Box

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      1. Bast's Work Husband‏ @CovingtonQ 13 Aug 2017
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        Bout time.

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      1.  ⚡️Bryan Goss ⚡️‏ @flashbang941 13 Aug 2017
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        I love the @TheOnion

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      1. Brother Hezekiah‏ @tupadreway 13 Aug 2017
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        Hmm...haven't hear of the internet yet either, huh? Probably more convenient than using their AOL dialup account to access Pron.

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      1. Scott‏ @DarkStar851 13 Aug 2017
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        Wow, finally something to make Redbox useful.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 13 Aug 2017
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        Looks like someone's out a Buck for something that's free all over the Internet.

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      1. Dennis Lafontaine‏ @dennis28879953 13 Aug 2017
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        Great idea. Most of the Red Boxes I see however have no room behind them. Obviously coming soon!

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      1. Tina Enger‏ @CnJenger 13 Aug 2017
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        Wow

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 13 Aug 2017
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        Breaking News: Jack whacks while beanstalk cracks giant emission follows.

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      1. Rory‏ @BigRorDawg 13 Aug 2017
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        dispenses VHS tapes

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      1. Unemployed Venezuelan Zoo Keeper‏ @notonfoodstamps 13 Aug 2017
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        No streaming for gay porn, ankle bracelet will give you up...

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      1. sheldon yivrakes‏ @shellytheoracle 13 Aug 2017
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        I was wondering where I could find a copy of the Trump Inauguration.

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      1. Johnny Philistine‏ @TejasGator 13 Aug 2017
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        that's how you beat Netflix!

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      1. Joseph G. Barlow‏ @JosephGBarlow 13 Aug 2017
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        Pro tip: Bring your own black bag.

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      1. Joe Dillon‏ @joffocakes 13 Aug 2017
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        Is that his nickname?

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      1. yazikus‏ @yazikus 13 Aug 2017
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        How often is it sanitized?

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