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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Aug 2017

    Nation Inspired By Bravery Of Teen Just Wearing Bikini Right Into McDonald’s http://trib.al/qfUIDzB pic.twitter.com/SbybhRKX70

    12:32 PM - 13 Aug 2017
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    • олександр Gabrielle Capes Pierre-Simon Laplace Josee Devan Nathaniel Toms Owen Judd mystery blonde Carter Hamburger Stand Now
    32 replies 118 retweets 624 likes
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      2. cturtle31‏ @cturtle31 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny how things like that ARE considered brave and/or inspiring in today's world.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Spookycat‏ @CynicatPro 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @cturtle31 @TheOnion

        Makes sense considering how much shame culture we have in the US.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. FIG BLIRT‏ @wpaul5090 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shout out to the A&P

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      2. Matt‏ @gyrostep34 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @spaceyssg @TheOnion

        Pssssst...It's satire

        3 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Aaron Porter‏ @Aaron_Porter_is 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @gyrostep34 @spaceyssg @TheOnion

        No, I think it's a blend of spandex and cotton.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Jason Paul‏ @JBird2000 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha, look at the minions behind her...

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No shirt, no shoes, no cervix.

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      1. John Carney‏ @JohnCarney3 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not all heroes wear capes.

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      1. Alan O'Neill‏ @AlanONeill10 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what is brave about being an exhibitionist?

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      1. Sialafale Lui Yuen‏ @moefiki 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pedophiles come out the woodwork for teens in bikinis. So brave.

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      2. Ola Fausset‏ @OlaFausset 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn't bravery!

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      3. Michael Barillas‏ @Dream_King024 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @OlaFausset @TheOnion

        This is a satire post. Duh

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      4. Ola Fausset‏ @OlaFausset 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Dream_King024 @TheOnion

        Great time for satire to mock bravery. Timing.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. tara benfield‏ @taracamille77 17 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Enter a beauty pageant if you want to get attention walking around in your bikini. But that wouldn't be enough attention, would it?

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      1. Royce Yoho‏ @Royce_Yoho 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @thedavidcrosby

        Was an everyday occurrence in Ft Lauderdale when I lived there in the 70s

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      1. Chris Mancuso‏ @Turbomedic 13 Aug 2017
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        Little boobies, so glad I'm an assman

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      1. Blake Harris‏ @blakemharris 13 Aug 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @thedavidcrosby

        Wouldn't say this is bravery. Yes girl is unbelievably attractive, but imo, not proper attire to wear into family establishment. Same w/ guy

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