That's #FakeNews! The REAL reason God is adding a 2nd sun is because he's a huge Star Wars nerd.
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Monolith on Jupiter waiting to do it's thing.
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After 6,000 years, I'm sure the wrinkles are starting to show. Good lighting really takes the years off.

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Sounds pretty cool. I'll have to try to get outside this month to see those!
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Think global warming is a thing now, wait til the 2nd sun rises!
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Does this mean there'll be a Third Coming?
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About time
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Jesus gets a Caining.
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Probably better than adding a second Son.
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He could, but the solar system was designed perfectly the first time, so there's no need.
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Hopefully not Donald Jr....
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GOD GAVE US HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON 2000 YEARS AGO, AND HAS NO INTENTIONS OF ADDING A SECOND SON.
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2 sun screens
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They spelled it wrong. It's "son," and I'm already here.
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Yes, but can God get CNN and the mainstream media up to "The Onion's" standards of journalism and integrity?
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Maybe god does have a plan for everything after all. It has to be better than that pesky theory of evolution.
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It will go from west to east.
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Technically, to remove harsh shadows, an even layer of clouds would do a better job.
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Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden




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Finally affirmative action by the I AM!
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