Someone at The Onion has been playing #DreamDaddy.
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Then he asked to borrow my mower, cause his broke in the move...
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Sounds familiar...
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Which one is your daddy? Left or right?
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It was hard finding a house that was within close proximity of a bar and a strip club, but we got lucky.
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